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Edited by Devils--Paradise:
10/9/2015 4:24:33 PM
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Oryx is on half health and the missus says get off destiny you say what back ?
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http://i.imgur.com/TONDq.gif
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I'll eat you out if you let me finish this
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35 RepliesBeware if she says no: [quote]Wife Grimoire Card: Deep in the home of Guardians, the fabric of reality bends to the will of the Wife. Husbands speak in tones of awe of the Wife - a creature that seems to possess a dreaded, almost unimaginable strength: an ontological weapon. Like the Girlfriend and the Fiance, the Wives reputedly possess the ability to define what is and is not real. Whatever they perceive becomes subject to erasure at their will. Until a countermeasure can be found, Husbands must avoid their gaze at all costs - or reply to any detection with immediate, overwhelming force. The Wives' ability must be tied to the nature of the the household hierarchy. We can take some solace in the clear fact that women cannot manifest this power in the world outside. [/quote]
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2 RepliesI say "her name is Cinnamon! "
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11 RepliesEdited by LadySavage ll: 10/9/2015 5:52:49 PMMy fiance and I game together on Destiny. If he's in the middle of a raid, i know where my place is...next to him in the game or sitting next to him quietly on the edge of my seat rooting him on. #couplesofdestiny
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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? [spoiler]Nothing, you've already told her twice![/spoiler] [spoiler]I do not condone spousal abuse![/spoiler]
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18 RepliesWait... are you talking abiut that thing called a girlfriend or wife. Haven't collected those exotics yet, are the rng drop or quest achieved?
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"5 more minutes" and then clutch it.
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I'll probably end up killing myself one day due to my wife.
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17 RepliesPro tip: Don't marry someone who can't coexist with your hobby. I don't need my wife's permission to play Destiny or go out for wings and a football game with the guys. She doesn't need my permission to go see Magic Mike with her girlfriends. We don't give each other ultimatums hoping to change the others behavior. It's that simple.
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32 RepliesEdited by Knowledge: 10/9/2015 4:26:30 PMI PAY THE BILLS! YOU MAKE ME A SANNNICHHH NOW OR LIKE TANIKS! YOU'LL HAVE NO HOUSE!
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If he's half you only have 5-10 mins left, tell her your almost done go get ready ;)
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I'll divorce that bitch to show her who's the boss
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How did you get out of that basement?....
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"so tell me about your day".......then acknowledge or look confused at certain points as she tells the story, that's 10 mins minimum....boom.
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Stfu fgt
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"Wait... who are you, and what are you doing in my house?" Then proceeded to cry at my loneliness.
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Get me another beer love. (Wakes up half an hour later bleeding from a head wound with a broken beer bottle next to me)
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2 RepliesMy wife bought a second ps4 to play destiny with me :)
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You know dear, in this light you're really starting to look like your mother... The rest of the night is yours. (Hopefully you have a comfy couch)
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We've woken the hive!
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"Not now, babe...You new oryx was almost dead didn't you"?
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2 Replies"I'm almost done. If you let me finish this one thing we can go see a movie and/or I'll make dinner tonight."
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Give me like 10 minutes.
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Bitch better have my money
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7 RepliesEdited by Acidfoxx: 10/9/2015 8:41:36 PMIt depends. Are you in a loving relationship with your wife where you sacrifice and care for each other? Or is she a screeching banshee that howls at you constantly like a pterdactyl repeatedly beaten with a massive wire hanger? That the only way to sedate her lust for constant malice laced nagging, the kind that falls out of her mouth putrid like the fermunda cheese that wafts over the tundra when a excited male walrus rolls over in uncanny sloth and exposes his passion to the world, is to just shut the damn game off and hope all the xanax and cheap vodka she was ramming down her gullet in the past hour quickly puts her wet sack of clothes ass down for the count. Then and only then you can sneak back on to the raid...which is already finished like your life and dreams.
