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9/29/2015 10:54:14 AM
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Strip club, or a night on Destiny??
If you had the choice of a night on destiny or a night out with your mates going to a strip club what would you choose?
Just a post so I stop reading people moaning or people talking rubbish. This may also be rubbish to some but it's interesting to me lol
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#Destiny
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1 ReplyDestiny, then i save about $250
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Try off topic
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Gimme them bitches
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Strip club.
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11 RepliesJesus. What a bunch of no life twats. Definitely a night out with the mates at a nice strip club. I can play destiny whenever the hell I want. Being able to go out to a strip club with all my friends these days is almost impossible thanks to work schedules and adult stuff these children don't know about yet. 'Strip clubs are a waste of money' The same can be said about video games, or concerts, or movies, or anything in the entertainment industry. You don't NEED any of it. If going out to a nice club with your closest friends, drinking, catching up, eye candy everywhere, laughing and going to a diner afterwards isn't fun to you, well I feel sorry for you. You must also be going to the wrong strip clubs (;
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Strip aren't fun. Get a hooker. Pleasure guaranteed
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Edited by Baalwulf06: 9/30/2015 9:35:52 AMStrip clubs are fun once or twice. Until your realize how expensive they are and the fact that youll still be jacking off later anyways.
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5 RepliesStrip clubs depend on your age, what you're looking for, and how you play the game. Let me explain: Most of you are prey. Generally, the strippers stay away from me because: 1) I'm not a mid-20's youngster who thinks she's generally interested and will be leaving with me, so I pay hundreds for lap-dances and then fall for the old - wait outside for me-trick 2) I'm not an over 60 year-old who's lonely and thinks she generally is interested in talking to me, so I spend hundreds on buying her drinks 3) I'm in my 40's and generally go there with my buddies to hang out, have a few drinks, and not be pestered by stupid broads. Strippers recognize my type - we're too smart to fall for the tricks and spend money, so they stay away from us because they won't gain a profit. I'm content to have a few drinks and watch the show. You know what Mike White said - you see one woman naked, you want to see 'em all naked. I've been a bouncer in a few clubs, and also dated Porsche Lynn for a bit. Yep - strippers aren't marrying material. Kind of like buying a Ferrari - fun to ride, expensive and risky to maintain. Honestly, it's cheaper for me to just buy a bottle of booze, sit at home, and play Destiny.
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Or you could find a stripper named Destiny. Soooo.... Both?
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4 RepliesStrip clubs are like a charity fund for single mothers. So depends whether I'm feeling charitable or not.
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2 RepliesIt's more efficient to just play destiny while watching porn.
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Destiny!
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1 ReplyThis poll is what's wrong with the Destiny community. They would rather get -blam!-ed by RNG and bitch on the forums.
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1 ReplyIt depends on the strip club In some of the hick states the strippers look like Golgoroth
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Lmao. I love the percents. Priceless
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I can have a good time and not want to break my tv
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1 ReplyI'm engaged. The club is no place for me.
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1 ReplyWhy not both?
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2 RepliesMmmmm lets see.... Titties in my face???, destiny???,...... Titties in my face???, destiny???...... Let's get them titties in our faces one by one guardians!!!
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1 ReplyTo be fair to the results, three quarters of the community here probably aren't allowed into bars
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Edited by DjNormal: 9/29/2015 8:34:06 PMNever was a fan of strip clubs. They're kinda droll if I'm going out of boredom and they're super frustrating if I'm uh, frustrated. The business end of it always put me off. Tipping is fine, but the whole, the song is over, give me my money now thing makes me feel very detached from the whole experience. My girlfriend took me to one a few months back (she likes to sketch the girls), that was still kinda meh, but at least after a few lap dances I got to go home to her and not myself.
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Ohh, I thought this was gonna say there should be a strip club in the tower... Was disappointed
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1 ReplyGo to the strip club...pay for a lap dance...when she sits down just say "Get your rock...off my map."
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3 RepliesWell, I would choose Destiny cause I can always have my wife strip and put on her hooters outfit
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1 ReplyEdited by Yoda: 9/29/2015 11:54:54 AMHow to create a strip club (destiny version) Step 1: make sure it is friday and Xûr is where the music box is. Step 2: get a fire team of six. Step 3: make sure 3-5 of the members of your fireteam are female guardians Step 4: Have the female guardians stand on the tables. Step 5: [spoiler]throw money at the screen[/spoiler] Step 6: play music box. Additional things you can do 1. Have a bar tender 2. Male strippers
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People have some stupid -blam!-ing polls in this game. You are really so stupid you need to make a forum poll for a decision?
