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Edited by corpliner:
8/10/2015 2:11:27 AM
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You're a N00b in PvE if you..
-Think the exotic chest has a timer that keeps you from getting anything if you don't get there in time
-Think the sword timer starts once it drops and not when picked up
-Require gjallarhorn for PoE or raids
-die carelessly because you can self resurrect
-Think having a gjallarhorn means you're better or higher skilled than someone
-Think people with no mics suck
-Don't know the original path to Templar
-"Thinks 34s are needed for all content"-Amozite
-"When you think getting the spirit bloom chest in vog will ruin your chances for an exotic"-xDoAxStAtiK
-"When you think waiting 10 mins after killing crota gives you a chance for another exotic"-xDoAxStAtiK
-"Using rockets inside relic shield at Atheon"-Just Gnashing
EDIT: I can see where people are coming from when using self rez
EDIT 2: I know double jumping alerts the gorgons, but that doesn't mean you cant double jump
Whoa never realized there's 600+ replies!
EDIT 3: Since many people misinterpreted my comment about the gorgons maze, I decided to remove it to avoid further problems
These are common beliefs across all players that aren't true and show how new to the game you are.
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#Destiny
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Necrobump
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I came across someone a little while ago who had 32 vog completions and diddnt know there way through gorgons maze and the jump puzzle ???????? I needed showing once
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Can't pass the jumping puzzle in VOG
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2 RepliesShooting rockets after you down Templars shield *guardian down* [spoiler]wait for the bubble, pop the bubble, then shoot your rockets[/spoiler]
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When you shoot the Servitor shell before every PoE round.
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Thinking that shooting Atheon with no times vengeance will kill whole fire team.
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3 RepliesIf you think that you have to be a hunter to be sword bearer on Crota
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I carelessly die with self res wen i play with my friends then wait a long time to do it so i can go on my phone
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Edited by Chilly S0ul: 9/13/2015 5:11:58 AMIf you don't know how to use rockets from inside the relic bubble during the atheon fight. Ps- if the relic holder turns his back to atheon, and everyone else stands in between the relic holder and atheon, rockets can be fired from inside the bubble.
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If you don't think everything is easy.
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I'm a PVE n00b
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You can use rockets inside the relic shield, try standing right on the edge.
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2 RepliesThat relic shield one can actually be done by anybody, a simple slip of the trigger, or accidentally jumped too low. It doesnt make you a noob if you make a mistake. Everyone makes mistakes
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Well, I've played since the beta and i didn't really know about the sword timer.
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7 Replies"Hey, save your gjallarhorn for my weapons of light!"
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Day one player! I can do everything! Even holding the relic! Soloing too
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The sword has two timers. A 15 second when it drops and a 30 second when you pick it up.
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My first and only time going flawless was with someone with no mic. It was pretty sweet
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Bump all true
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5 RepliesThere is actually a chance of getting an Exotic after the Raids. Me personally have gotten a Dragon's Breath from Crota and I think a MIDA Multi-Tool from VoG end game screen. That being said it took me a very long time for the drop to proc, close to 20 raids of trying to make it happen.
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1 ReplyEdited by da Real B0B: 8/11/2015 12:32:26 AMyea. 67 total raids. i havent raided regularly for a long time, but you are no master [spoiler]can you tell me where the lighthouse is?[/spoiler]
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8 Replies[quote][quote]What if everything you ever wanted... WAS TO KICK SHIT IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! [b]THEN YOU NEED[u] PEREGRINE GREAVES[/u]!!![/b] PUT THESE[b] SWEET-ASS LEGS ON YOUR TITAN[/b] AND[b] YOU WILL F***ING DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES[/b]. THEY ARE[b] GEMS[/b]. YOU WILL LOOK [b]GLAMOROUS[/b] LIKE A [b]STYLISH LADY[/b] WHILE YOU [b]KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLE![/b] YOUR LEGS ARE [b]BEDAZZLED! [/b]BEDAZZLED WITH THE[b] STRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS[/b] IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE[b] ZERO F***S[/b] ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO [b]SWEET JUMPKICKS! [/b] YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE AND[b] THAT CHILD WILL F***ING EXPLODE[/b] BECAUSE [b]YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH![/b][b] YOUR SON WILL DIE! [/b]YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! [b]YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY! [/b] YOU WILL[b] TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE [/b]AND YOU WILL[b] MASSACRE PEOPLE![/b] YOU WILL[b] F*** THEM UP![/b] [b]YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS![/b] DENIED! [b]GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE F*** OUT OF HERE![/b] [b]YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS [/b]AND CAUSE THEM TO [b]WEEP RADIANT TEARS![/b] [b]YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS[/b]...[b][i]CAREFULLY[/i][/b].... [b]YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES[/b], DIVING INTO THEIR[b] NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AS SHIT[/b] AND [b]MURDERING [/b]THEM WITH YOUR[b] ENERGY LEGS[/b]! IT IS[b] YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO FU*** THAT GU[/b]---wait, shit...[b]THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU GODDAMMIT WHY THE F*** DID YOU DO THAT!? [/b] YOU WILL[b] RUIN YOUR K/D[/b] LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE[b] ADDICTED[/b] TO THE SWEET,[i] SWEET[/i] SOUND OF [b]INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH[/b]! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY [b]SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACE [/b]AND IT WILL BE [b]WORTH IT[/b] WHEN YOU [b]KNOCK A BLADEDANCER THE F*** OUT[/b] BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM![b] EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED [/b]AS[b] YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S FAGGY GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED[/b] AND HIS FAMILY[b] FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS[/b] TO [b]TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF[i] TEXAAAAAAS! [/i] [/b] [b]PEREGRINE[i] GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES[/i]!!![/b][/quote][/quote]
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This is an old thread but I got massive enjoyment at the people claiming rewards for waiting at crota and even one guy below saying he got voidfang vestments from him. Hahahahahahahaha
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You are a noob in life if you spell it N00b.
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6 RepliesIf you wipe after confluxes just to do oracles from up top. I mean come on, you are 34. If you jump on the rocks in the gorgons maze.
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4 RepliesYou forgot a few: "You think that rockets can pass through a friendly ward of dawn" "You think that you are better because you didn't 'xurn' your exotics" "You don't know what those big, bright red lights are in the crucible" "You can't go positive in the crucible without a shotgun" "You can't drive a pike, interceptor or a raid sparrow and survive for very long." The last one is always entertaining when someone tries to join me for a double interceptor mission and dies instantly. It is sad to see those things go unused and when people are surprised when I one shot the majors and colossuses with an interceptor.
