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7/24/2015 10:47:00 AM
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Imagine Xur In 10 Years
Guy #1: GJALLERHORN AGAIN?!? WTF SCRUBLORD
Xur: B-But my will is n-
Guy #2: STFU SELL US THE GOD DAMN EPIHINAHFKDKWWK 2033 GEEZ
Xur: Cyber-bullie-
Guy #1: Fckn REKT nerd
English
#Destiny
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2 RepliesIn ten years time when Xur is selling weapons that can singlehandedly slay gods and armor that lets you warp reality itself, you'll look back at your Patience and Time and think "heh"
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1 ReplyWhen is Xur going to sell doritos again? My character is getting hungry.
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1 ReplyHe'll still be selling sunbreakers
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7 RepliesIn ten years it will likely cost $5.99 of real money for every Xur item, and he will just be an in-game-purchase store.
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3 RepliesHe's gonna be replaced by his brother....
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1 ReplyLet's be real. He still won't sell ghorn.
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5 RepliesAt this rate and with the useless crap that xur brings i generate 27 coins per week, 108 week, 432 month, 5184 per year 51,184 i hope i can buy something useful by then.
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1 ReplyIf Xur Sells the Architects I will rage quit from WiiVerse. I earned mine through soloing Dokapon Kingdom 420.69 times while using the power of ProtonJohn's Afro Pope.
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1 ReplyXur better not sell the EPIHINAHFKDKWWK 2033, I earned mine!
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He will be fat with the salty grease of all of his buyers
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still wont sell bones of EAO
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17 RepliesNo I will be fat lazy, and sleeping with the queen. [spoiler]she got a nice ass. Swigty swogty I'm coming for her booty ;)[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesEdited by Senor Crouch: 7/24/2015 6:40:30 PMToo bad in our reality it will look something like this: Guy #1: SUNBREAKERS AGAIN!? REALLY!? Xur: I may be here when you return... Guy #2: 10 years and $831 dollars later and still he doesn't sell Gjallerhorn, well I guess I'll just wait for Destiny 2. Xur: My will is not my own. Guy #1: *stares dumbfounded at Guy #2*.....you're joking right?
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I think all his wigglers will just be danglers by then.
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I kinda feel like his story will advance in year two and he'll go away. With all of the new exotic missions it may not be that bad.
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Dirty perverted old man
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I'd imagine he would be 8 years dead.
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3 Replies#sunbreakers
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3 RepliesHe has a beard and when he dies a GALLY slips out of his bag...
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This gave me a good laugh
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I hope he's still selling the same shit.
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2 RepliesRussians plan to take over United States before 10 years, so there will be no XuR.
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1 ReplyIf Xûr sells the Painful death, then I will quit destiny Cuz, I [u][i]earned[/i][/u] it the hard way!
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1 ReplyHe'll be turned into a bunch of skeletal remains similar to the loot cave.
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1 ReplyEdited by me2ez: 7/24/2015 4:01:43 PM[quote]GOD DAMN [b]EPIHINAHFKDKWWK[/b] 2033 GEEZ[/quote] lolololol...
