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2/1/2015 5:43:45 AM
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Sexual Reproduction
I got bored and there aren't enough fun topics around, so here's what I want you to do:
[u]Explain sex to me using different analogies[/u]
And keep it SFW
[spoiler]May the Ninjas have mercy on this thread[/spoiler]
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Its like when you jam your thumb in one of those evil finger traps: you get stuck, but it's so fun you just keep going, and it eventually wears down and you don't use it.
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When a man and a woman love each other very very much, they play with toys... train toys. As the train goes through the tunnel, the train gets happy. Sometimes the train gets so happy that it begins to cry and it stays in the tunnel until it finishes its crying. Then, later will come out a baby train or a baby tunnel out of the tunnel.
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1 ReplyWell you see, boys are born equipped with a usb, and girls a USB port. The boy sticks his usb into the girls USB port, and unloads all of his data into her, which allows coding for another boy/girl.
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1 ReplyThe sensation is like the feeling you got from the Halo 4 announcement, Her feeling during this is the end product of Halo 4
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1 Replythe man Chlorophorms the woman and....what? Is that just me?
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2 RepliesDick stuck in zip pants. [spoiler]ayy lmao( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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ending of mass effect three (crucible and citidel)
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18 years in prison
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When a mom and dad love each other very much... 9 months later a child is born!
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1 ReplyEdited by Kekyoin's Underwater Donut: 2/1/2015 12:20:03 PM[b]One-handed increased to 69[/b]
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1 Reply
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2 RepliesDick in a toaster?
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Typical Friday Night.
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3 RepliesSausage thrown down a hallway.
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1 ReplyIf it fits it ships
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5 RepliesEdited by Hooman Beans: 2/1/2015 5:48:48 AMLittle Timmy rammed his Choo Choo train into young becky's train station multiple times and finally let all the people out into the train station.
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Lets just say her firmware is making my hard drive upload its data.
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There are objects, and there are holes that the objects fit into. You don't try to fit the square into the circle slot, you fit the square in the square slot and the circle in the circle slot. And of you do, you'll get a baby!
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1 ReplyEhhh, I prefer asexual reproduction.
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1 ReplyBoom bada bing you gotta a baby capeesh.
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3 RepliesEnsures genetic diversity among a species, making it less susceptible to disease
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2 RepliesSo a man inserts his penis into a woman's vagina and goes in and out until he ejaculates and his seamen fertilizes one of the eggs
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You stick your cock in her cu.nt.
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3 RepliesThis is gonna go downhill [i]so fast[/i]
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A man sticks his erect penis into a woman's open vagina. The man and the women start to feel exiting feelings, and go faster. Eventually the man ejaculates with an orgasm so powerful they shake afrerwards. The accompanying semen is so strong. Then a child is born.
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1 ReplyEdited by Seven: 2/1/2015 5:59:12 AM[b]TOAST[/b] [u]IN[/u] [b]ENVELOPE[/b] [spoiler]said letter is then opened and closed, having its contents displaced for a good while[/spoiler]
