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Edited by Hope499:
1/16/2015 6:45:07 PM
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Xur confirmed - CANCELED THIS WEEK
My buddy who has a brother and he has a friend said he has another friend who works DIRECTLY with bungie, and he told him there is NO XUR THIS WEEKEND!!!!!!!
CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!
EDIT: [b]This is his last week!!!! Confirmed by random forum user below!!![/b]
EDIT: LOOK AT ABOVE EDIT, I SAID THIS IS HIS LAST WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW YOU ALL MAD CUZ THIS IS HIS LAST WEEK AND U ALL WRONG AND YOU KNOW HE WILL BE GONE FOREVER ON SUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#Destiny
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I heard there's one cheap trick the rock used to pack on muscle for his latest role! And there's a similar one pornstars use to get a big dick!
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1 ReplyEdited by Nate: 1/15/2015 8:35:12 PMAs [b]s[/b]oon as you s[b]a[/b]id [b]t[/b]hat your fr[b]i[/b]end had a b[b]r[/b]other, I kn[b]e[/b]w where this was going. [spoiler]And thus, I told you to read bold letters. Then laughs were had.[/spoiler]
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Xur can't sell anything anymore because he ran out of vault space. Yes Bungie, if you feel like there are a bunch of people staring angrily at you, your right >:-(
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At least your mom doesn't cancel
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#TotallyNotSatire
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2 RepliesMy friends dog saw this then took a shit on the carpet and went about his day...[spoiler]cause he is a dog he can't read[/spoiler]
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Bueler? Bueler?......Bueler???
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Learn to spell
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2 RepliesI will tweet this and it will have to be true. Because no one lies on Twitter!
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Forgot the #satire tag.
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I get you're kidding but it's not like he's gonna sell me anything I want anyway
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1 ReplyBoom! ^^^ confirmed Also plz nerf moon birdz n da assendant sharts thx
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He was better off in the prison of elders.
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It's true a bird literally whispered in my ear the xür would be gone, at first I was WTF YOU CAN SPEAK???? Then I was overwhelmed whit the news
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5 RepliesEdited by Swoope: 1/15/2015 9:00:57 PMThis is true. I know this guy who knows this guy who knows this guy who knows this guy who knows this guy who knows this guy who knows this guy who knows this guy who knows this guy who knows this guy who knows this guy who knows this guy who knows this guy who knows this guy who knows this guys COUSIN, and they confirmed this to be legit.
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#satire
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I can attest to the accuracy of this post. My cousin's-uncle's-brother's-friend knows the janitor at Bungie. Xur has been canceled.
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2 RepliesEdited by Whoppenheimer: 1/15/2015 8:57:50 PMThey're going to remove ice breaker and ghorn from rng and peoples inventory. Confirmed by my mom!!!!
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Hahaha
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Yep, this guy has leaked vital bungie intel. Reported.
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I'm inclined NOT to believe you, as another current Bng source, directly involved, has already confirmed he will be back.
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3 RepliesI would put a #satire tag so people who don't understand humor stop flaming you
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Wasn't ur brother the guy who guessed right 10 weeks in a row?
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I know the "brother" and it's true! No more Xur!
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He's being sarcastic... I can't be the only one who noticed that, he's making reference to all trolls which claim they know what xur will sell or not sell...
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5 RepliesReported
