My buddy who has a brother and he has a friend said he has another friend who works DIRECTLY with bungie, and he told him there is NO XUR THIS WEEKEND!!!!!!!
CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!
EDIT: [b]This is his last week!!!! Confirmed by random forum user below!!![/b]
EDIT: LOOK AT ABOVE EDIT, I SAID THIS IS HIS LAST WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW YOU ALL MAD CUZ THIS IS HIS LAST WEEK AND U ALL WRONG AND YOU KNOW HE WILL BE GONE FOREVER ON SUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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1 ReplyCONFIRMED, MY GOLDFISH WORKS WITH ACTIVISION
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This confirmation is confirmed through a legitimate source that I don't have time to explain.
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I can confirm this! My baby is CEO of trident industries and owns bungie x5. We shall be shipping out a goldfish that sells capes and emblems for motes of ligh- wait a minute...
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Well take my strange coins and call me xur.
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Thats why he sold The Last Word I guess.
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7 RepliesWell my mother's uncle's baby momma's sons cousins uncle's friend who knows Kevin Bacon who knows this one dude who's aunt's grandmas left breast works for Bungie and they totally told me today Xur will be there and he'll be selling gjallahorn but only to people who have the dlc.
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confirmed: Xur is selling the sword of Crota for 50 black wax idols, 200 guardian tears and 1 puppy (Xur needs a friend)
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4 RepliesI also work for 343 and can confirm this.
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5 RepliesEveryone gets a Gallahorn, and VEX and IceBreaker.
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1 Replywanna put money on this? you got a pay pal?
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I heard he is retiring. The two days of work he does a week isn't worth the stress weighing down on him from millions of unhappy guardians. He is being replaced by a punching bad that sells muscle relaxers for all the crazy people that play this game :)
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Thank you. Glad your mothers, brothers, friends cousins, girlfriends, best friends, sisters, baby's, boyfriends has the inside scoop. +1
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1 ReplyWhen you can actually spell properly we might take you serious.. Xur will have Red Death / ice breaker Radiant dance machines Helm of Saint 14 Sun breakers Helm engram Heavy ammo
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Illuminati confirmed! They will replace xur and sell exotic eyeball pyramid emblems and class items
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This is a great show of offering up the bait my mate. I can only fathom evaluating this thread as a perfect eight out of eight!
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1 ReplyHalf life 3 confirmed. Legit I swear.
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This is total Horseshit. If i see Deej or anyone from Bungie on here ill believe it.
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The sweeping robot told me that Xûr and Eris had a child named Omnigul. Eris had an abortion but the unborn fetus turned into a witch who constantly tries to kill Eris for revenge.
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2 RepliesComment I'd you hate all these xur posts like wtf
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Hahahahahaah
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Half life 3 confirmed
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Xur is attending bungie's pantathlon. Sorry everyone.
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XUR has never not been in the tower so can I say dumb dumb dumb......waste of a post
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Xûr and Deej have eloped confirmed.
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8 RepliesYour username has 7 letters, 7 comes after 6, 6 is divisible by three, 3 points form a pyramid. Illuminati xur confirmed.
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