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Edited by Trex Is Beasty:
1/8/2015 2:41:33 AM
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What Do You Think Eris Smells Like?(MAX 5 Words)
Deep fried Jeepers Creepers nuts?
Edit:Lmfao 'Hive Orgies' ? ='^D Think about a damn thrawl train, like wtfff X^D
English
#Destiny
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5 RepliesEris is 4 letters. The maximum rank you can get her too is rank 4. 4+4=8. Seems normal, but you realize that you're doing bounties because she needs you to kill Crota, because she was the only one out of 6 to escape the Hellmouth. 1-6=5-8=3. Eris has 3 eyes. 3, a 1 for each class. Lord Saladin is 1 Titan. Eris is 1 Warlock. The Queen is 1 hunter. 1+1+1= 3, a triangle has 3 sides to a triangle. An eye for each end. Eris has been sweeping the rug from under you all this whole time wait a minute...sweep... how could we have been so blind? Sweeping is a form of wiping to clean up a mess Why do we wipe 99% of the time in Vault of Glass? Noobs who can't kill their oraceles. Noobs never get chatterwhite cus they never beat raid so they're using their Oracle 99 shaders Oracle 99 is blue and gold, but mostly blue. Who else is mostly blue? that's right, the Cryptarch. He watches as guardians break into tears from not getting God of War from postmaster that's why there's so much water on the ground But someone has to clean up that water there's no rug because someone is cleaning and sweeping it Sweeping robot confirmed illuminati.
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38 RepliesEris: I wish I was there to see Crota fall... Me: yeah it was great, so can I smell you? Eris: what? Me: Can I, smell you. Eris: why? Me: I don't even have time to explain why I have time to explain now come to this nose Eris:you're- you're not making any sense... Me: I could tell you about circumstances that led to this moment, I could tell you about how Crota was surprisingly weak, but those are lost stories... Eris:Crota and his army kill- Me: -lled your team? Yeah I know, we all know but what none of us know is what you smell like. There's a herd of curious guardians here that are wondering that. Do you smell like roses? Bananas? Death? Rotting flesh? Or do you smell like eveything and its RNG on what we smell? Eris:... Me: Silent treatment eh? Listen you're too den- wait, Eris no come on come back...Eris! I need my bounties! I need to get to rank four! ERIS! I HAVE LIKE FIFTY RADIANT ENERGIES AND NO SHARDS COME BACK HERE!
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cheese
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Sweet sex smelling rose petals
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Bad Juju
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Crota's crystal balls.....
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Molding meatsacks and bursting bowels.
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crotas end
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ogre jizz
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cheese???
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very old cloth or linen bandages
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My grandparents house....
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Pall malls and cat piss
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Poop burned in diesel fuel
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My fave.........Crotas End
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1 ReplyLike Peanutbutter ona baseball bat
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1 ReplyGenital tips and papyrus ointment
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1 ReplyA smelly smell that smells
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1 ReplyEdited by cronshaw8: 1/17/2015 4:01:01 PMGuinness & pickled eggs
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2 RepliesBurning hair being pissed on
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Guardian: "you smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa"
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Soil.
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Ass swet
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Fish tacos
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Pussy juice...
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Dirty custy hive sharts
