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1/3/2015 1:56:44 AM
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what did your guardian do before the traveler came?
Mines was the quarterback for the Miami Dolphins before all this happened.
English
#Destiny
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Complained on forums
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Peed off the edge of the tower [spoiler]daily[/spoiler]
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Double glazing salesman.
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Male Pornstar, died from viagra o.d.
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Died in a car outside a Russian wall...
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i was smuggling snowden into russia
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Mine was laying dead in a field of cars....
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[quote]I was only 9 Years old. I loved SmoggyPluto so much, i had sent him a friend request and had his guardian as my background. I pray to Smoggy every night before decrypting engrams, thanking him for the RNG i've been given. "Smoggy is Love" I say. "Smoggy is Life". My dad hears me and he calls me a "scrub" I knew he was just jelous of my devotion for Smoggy I called him a Cheeser He slaps me and sends me to go to rahool Im crying now, and my face hurts... I sit near rahool and it's really cold A Warmth joins me and is moving towards me I feel something touch me It's smoggy. I'm so happy He whispers in to my ear "This is my Gjallarhorn" He grabs me with his powerful titan hands and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready. I open my vault for Smoggy He penetrates my free slots with Legendaries and Exotics It feels so illegitimate but i do it for Smoggy I can feel my vault fill as my eyes begin to water with happiness I push against his barrier melee as he throws items into my vault I want to impress Smoggy He dances a mighty dance as he finished filling my vault with his Luck My dad walks in Smoggy looks him straight in the eyes and says "Git gud scrub" Smoggy leaves my fireteam Smoggy is love, smoggy is life.[/quote]
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Mine was like Hitch but working his magic in the tower. He was helping everyone get down and dirty & then the traveler turned up and ruined it all. There are still Exo's alone because of the traveler. Prehaps it is evil after all?
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Meth cook. Don't question him and he won't question you.
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poor guy :(
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Edited by Pcsolyar: 1/29/2015 11:34:58 PMNow, this is a story all about how My [b][i][u]Guardian's[/u][/i][/b] life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how he became the prince of a town called Bel Air In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where he spent most of his days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started making trouble in his neighborhood He got in one little fight and his mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air' He begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed his suit case and sent him on his way She gave him a kiss and then she gave him his ticket. He put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'. First class, yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright. But wait he hears they're prissy, bourgeois, all that Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat? He doesn't think so He'll see when I get there He hopes they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air Well, the plane landed and when he came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with his name out He ain't trying to get arrested yet He just got here He sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared He whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything he could say that this cab was rare But he thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Bel Air' He pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And he yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' He looked at his kingdom He was finally there To sit on his throne as the Prince of Bel Air
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Edited by Odd Robot: 1/29/2015 7:20:46 PMMine was a janitor but he was replaced by a sweeping robot so he took his own life.
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Apparantly moved to Russia and still spoke fluent English with no accent
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His life long dream was to open a little country side pastry shop...but the darkness struck
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1 ReplyYou may have heard of me
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My character was Dr. Shim. He ran the Archives on Venus and he -blam!-ed up big time
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6 RepliesMy father was a relentlessly self-improving lingerie salesman with low-grade narcolepsy and a panchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, make outrageous claims like he had invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy.
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My hunter would partake in the original crucible and be at the very bottom of the rankings. Done in on the ambulance ride to the hospital. Fast forward to crazy traveller future... He still sux at the crucible. HE IS LEGEND.
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Mine sold crack to children and pregnant women.
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1 ReplyLots of instructions arent clear, so it can confuse people. My guardian helped confused gentlemen get thier dicks unstuck from random things.
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Mine was dead guardian. #dryhumour
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On her way to bel-air. All 3 of them.
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Lawyer. From screwing with the laws of man as a lawyer, to screwing with the laws of reality as a warlock.
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Soldier
