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Edited by IgnorantRaven:
12/27/2014 3:45:59 AM
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Who got sex for Christmas?
I'm curious
*EDIT* Holy balls over 100 replies! Let's keep it up!
*EDIT 2* Shit, almost 300, this is awesome
English
#Offtopic
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2 RepliesSex is easy to get , Xmas... That's bj material
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Who has two thumbs and had sex this Christmas? [spoiler]this guy[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyMe :)
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I'm just excited for April 18th! [spoiler]according to Jim Jeffries that is anal sex day! Wife's and girlfriends start warming up or its gonna hurt haha[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesIf sexting counts then yes
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1 ReplyI did. [:
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Well, I order myself an awesome PC. [spoiler]I orgasmed so I still reached the same results[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesThe girl I'm talking to has a purity ring.
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5 RepliesStill a virgin.
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1 ReplyPamala handerson
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2 RepliesThe whole Flood did remember?
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2 RepliesEdited by james2: 12/27/2014 4:10:04 AMDoes r@pe count? [spoiler]My butt hole was hurting when I woke this morning[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI got a strap-on fleshlight for Christmas. It's the next best thing!
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7 RepliesI don't think this image needs any explanation.
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4 RepliesNope, I get that on New Years
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1 ReplyI have a cold and worked a full shift on christmas. It was the worst christmas I have had so far. At 11:30pm , I blazed up , jerked, and passed out. Then the recycle of working began again.
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5 RepliesIf sex or sexual favors are a gift to you, there's something wrong with your relationship.
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3 RepliesCatching up right now, messaging this while she is on top of me behind her back. [spoiler]insert Lenny face here[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWho needs sex when I get -blam!-ed by bungie?
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2 RepliesNo. My 3-yo got the stomach flu and I was cleaning up vomit all night. I should've had a Vomlette for breakfast, come to think of it. Oh well, opportunity wasted
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1 ReplyThese replies are amazing haha
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1 ReplyYeah yeah, no big deal.
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1 ReplySometimes I like to put a wig on my hand and some lipstick.
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2 RepliesOn the first day of christmas i got a handjob on the second day of christmas i got two brazilian twins,on the third day of christmas i got 3 horny ex,s,on the 4th day of christmas i got 4 stripers,on the 5th day of christmas i got 5 ppppprrostitutes
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1 Reply
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1 ReplyAll I got was a hand job
