Seriously guys. So many people are upset about getting killed in PVP. We have noobs crying that they are getting killed by suros. Try hards bitching that their auto rifle didn't kill someone that rushed them with a shot gun. We got camping shot gunners crying about getting sniped. We need a fix to this problem, and I say that fix is to make weapons pve only. Who's with me?
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some great suggestions: we need to eliminate supers, melee, grenades, and movement
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Super important.. Take out tea bagging. Too op to our egos
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Disable dancing, pointing, and waving. Could be offensive. [u]what about sitting guys? Is that okay? [/u]
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Sitting is too op. Needs nerfed
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The architects need nerfed and hot tea needs nerfed
Edit 5: see edit 3.1
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Maps need nerfed.
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Radar needs nerfed.
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Abilities need banned. Environment needs nerfed.
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Maps need leveled so no one can fall off a high ledges. Also, no imitation guns. No pew pervading either.
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Shaxx is banned from crucible. He is not sensitive to our feelings.
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Harsh language is op and can be offensive. *swings ban hammer*
Edit 12:
Ban movement. Footsteps can be op and cause hearing damage.
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Gamer tags need nerfed. We all need to be labeled as "player" in the crucible. No numbers or letters or anything that might cause a belief of superiority.
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Lobbys are op. Teams are bad. Everyone will be together in space. With everyone on the same team, [u]do we fix the op lobbies? [/u]
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Spawning needs permabanned. Being able to see other people's gear prior to the match is op.
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Levels are a sign of superiority. Levels need banned. We're all the same level from now on.
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Emblems need nerfed.
To much factions and noob shit going on.
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Shaders need nerfed. Could cause blindness.
Camera turning is op. Could startle people.
Armor needs banned. It intimidates the new people.
[b][i][u]Patch 1.0[/u][/i][/b]
The name of this game is "Destiny." It needs to be changed to "Video Game" due to that it could be offensive to people who don't believe in predetermination.
Shout out to SovereignMan for bringing this problem to our attention and allowing us to release this patch.
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Ban existence. Existing is OP.
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Lmao! This thread wins. I am laughing so hard at work right now!
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2 RepliesR u kidding?... PVP is fine
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Gravity is OP. You know how many times it killed Atheon and the Templar?!
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Ban Destiny itself
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1 ReplyYou know what? Nerf the whole PvP with a black hole.
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1 ReplyColors must be nerfed. The only safe colors are grey, white, and black. Recent study shows color can decrease penis size in turtles ages -420 to ages 360 no scope
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A fist fight to zee deathhhh
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the controllers need to be removed thumb cramps during emotional sessions just no
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Enjoyable read! Just thinking... People should probably turn down their screen brightness as to avoid ocular disturbances and in the long run cataracts. Cheers!
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1 ReplyThe scoreboards are too op Players sometimes feel sad and frustrated when they see that they're scores aren't as high as others.This interferes with players' superiority complex's and doesn't enhance their experience. Please make everybody first place so that we can all feel special.
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I don't think enough people understand satire.
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1 ReplyScores should be nerfed immediately. Aren't the devs based in the country of "no child left behind"? We all deserve a gold star for showing up. Making players enter the Crucible is too OP. RNG should drop phat loot once the player opens the PVP menu to examine the PVP game options. Why should you have to play a match? The scoring system divides players into winners and losers. It's cruel, and the longterm implications on a young newb's life are astronomical. Scored low in PVP: Dropped out of school Failed marriage Home repossessed Laid off Premature heart failure It all starts after Lord Bungie said you lost at PVP. Please nerf the scoring system.
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Naked Dance Off. That's how we should roll in the Crucible.
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5 RepliesWhy not? Why not have a game mode where we only use our fists.
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Color should be banned. It affects the eyes as well as our emotions. Emotional manipulation is OP
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BUMP!!!!! Haha!! Lmfao!!
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Ban destiny ffs
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Ban all guardians there won't be any crying then.
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Edited by WARCOLONEL: 12/24/2014 5:44:11 PMDon't forget to nerf the game length, most people cannot devote more than 2 minutes to a single match. And nerf the nerfing, they shouldn't be able to make more than one change every two edits.
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Have a game mode were you can only melee or grenade
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You know what, EoS? I think your edits are TOO OP! #NerfEdits
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how about a PvP mode with melee only? that'll be fun.
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Yes. What you said.
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Edited by hungryman: 12/24/2014 4:33:13 PMTranslation: Make it that you Can't kill people in PVP Edit:So many edits in your topic!
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I believe that we need to nerf wifi. I'm so tired of people having good connection during pvp