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Edited by chaos0720: 12/25/2014 1:38:22 AM
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Petition to ban all guns in PVP

Seriously guys. So many people are upset about getting killed in PVP. We have noobs crying that they are getting killed by suros. Try hards bitching that their auto rifle didn't kill someone that rushed them with a shot gun. We got camping shot gunners crying about getting sniped. We need a fix to this problem, and I say that fix is to make weapons pve only. Who's with me? Edit: some great suggestions: we need to eliminate supers, melee, grenades, and movement Edit 2: Super important.. Take out tea bagging. Too op to our egos Edit 3: Disable dancing, pointing, and waving. Could be offensive. [u]what about sitting guys? Is that okay? [/u] Edit 3.1 (5): Sitting is too op. Needs nerfed Edit 4: The architects need nerfed and hot tea needs nerfed Edit 5: see edit 3.1 Edit 6: Maps need nerfed. Edit 7: Radar needs nerfed. Edit 8: Abilities need banned. Environment needs nerfed. Edit 9: Maps need leveled so no one can fall off a high ledges. Also, no imitation guns. No pew pervading either. Edit 10: Shaxx is banned from crucible. He is not sensitive to our feelings. Edit 11: Harsh language is op and can be offensive. *swings ban hammer* Edit 12: Ban movement. Footsteps can be op and cause hearing damage. Edit 13: Gamer tags need nerfed. We all need to be labeled as "player" in the crucible. No numbers or letters or anything that might cause a belief of superiority. Edit 14: Lobbys are op. Teams are bad. Everyone will be together in space. With everyone on the same team, [u]do we fix the op lobbies? [/u] Edit 15: Spawning needs permabanned. Being able to see other people's gear prior to the match is op. Edit 16: Levels are a sign of superiority. Levels need banned. We're all the same level from now on. Edit 17: Emblems need nerfed. To much factions and noob shit going on. Edit 18-20: Shaders need nerfed. Could cause blindness. Camera turning is op. Could startle people. Armor needs banned. It intimidates the new people. [b][i][u]Patch 1.0[/u][/i][/b] The name of this game is "Destiny." It needs to be changed to "Video Game" due to that it could be offensive to people who don't believe in predetermination. Shout out to SovereignMan for bringing this problem to our attention and allowing us to release this patch.
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