Seriously guys. So many people are upset about getting killed in PVP. We have noobs crying that they are getting killed by suros. Try hards bitching that their auto rifle didn't kill someone that rushed them with a shot gun. We got camping shot gunners crying about getting sniped. We need a fix to this problem, and I say that fix is to make weapons pve only. Who's with me?
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some great suggestions: we need to eliminate supers, melee, grenades, and movement
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Super important.. Take out tea bagging. Too op to our egos
Edit 3:
Disable dancing, pointing, and waving. Could be offensive. [u]what about sitting guys? Is that okay? [/u]
Edit 3.1 (5):
Sitting is too op. Needs nerfed
Edit 4:
The architects need nerfed and hot tea needs nerfed
Edit 5: see edit 3.1
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Maps need nerfed.
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Radar needs nerfed.
Edit 8:
Abilities need banned. Environment needs nerfed.
Edit 9:
Maps need leveled so no one can fall off a high ledges. Also, no imitation guns. No pew pervading either.
Edit 10:
Shaxx is banned from crucible. He is not sensitive to our feelings.
Edit 11:
Harsh language is op and can be offensive. *swings ban hammer*
Edit 12:
Ban movement. Footsteps can be op and cause hearing damage.
Edit 13:
Gamer tags need nerfed. We all need to be labeled as "player" in the crucible. No numbers or letters or anything that might cause a belief of superiority.
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Lobbys are op. Teams are bad. Everyone will be together in space. With everyone on the same team, [u]do we fix the op lobbies? [/u]
Edit 15:
Spawning needs permabanned. Being able to see other people's gear prior to the match is op.
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Levels are a sign of superiority. Levels need banned. We're all the same level from now on.
Edit 17:
Emblems need nerfed.
To much factions and noob shit going on.
Edit 18-20:
Shaders need nerfed. Could cause blindness.
Camera turning is op. Could startle people.
Armor needs banned. It intimidates the new people.
[b][i][u]Patch 1.0[/u][/i][/b]
The name of this game is "Destiny." It needs to be changed to "Video Game" due to that it could be offensive to people who don't believe in predetermination.
Shout out to SovereignMan for bringing this problem to our attention and allowing us to release this patch.
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1 ReplyLol this made me laugh
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Agree to all this! We should go into the crucible with nothing but our wits and sharp sticks!
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Necrobump Ban classes, could be seen as raciel discrimination.
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Melee hits only? Would kill for that. #shoulderchargemasterrace
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Yes.... I think we should ban guardians as well, to unwelcoming to newcomers
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Don't let this die BAN ALL THE THINGS
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Ban all colours can cause jealousy... Ban all light effects hazardous to health , epilepsy. Ban teleporting guardians should you parachutes whilst jumping down from their ships
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1 ReplyHunters will rule with their throwing knives! This made me laugh so much. Started my Christmas off on a good note man. Thanks!
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SIGNED I want a supers only playlist, with infinite supers like during Times Vengeance
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I wanna run around crucible destroying ppl with a rubber chicken. should be an event imo. lol
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You got my signature
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As long as I have my trusty titanium spork in my boot, I have the only weapon/handy eating utensil a Hunter can ask for. Come at me bro, there's some old school sporking heading your way. Guardian Down. Spork FTW
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Signed
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1 ReplyWhen you tea bag you should die. Tea baggers must be banned! Ban of nerf fusion rifles
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1 ReplyChatterwhite too bright makes me blind!!
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1 ReplyI was not disappointed in reading that entire post. Well done.
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Ships need to be banned too, they are too useful.
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Nerfing needs to be nerfed. Nerfing may cause people to believe things could be superior to other things at a time in space.
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Khvostov vs Khvostov No supers No nades No Melee MLG shit
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4 Repliesbubble guns.
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3 RepliesJust throw out the whole thing why don't we.
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1 ReplyStupidest Idea Ive Ever Heard (No hate intended but it is pretty -blam!-in dumb)
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Haha *swings ban hammer* thats a goodie! A golden goodie!
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What if I pretend to be the most special snowflake and complain about the forum being Op, actually this thread is Op nerf it.
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People on this forum give me way too many stigmatisms.....
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3 RepliesEdited by Sovereign Man: 12/24/2014 4:10:49 PMCan we please have someone evaluate whether or not having the game named "Destiny" is too OP? This idea of predetermination, a set path toward one outcome, or "Destiny", is OP and might offend those who believe in the universe being a random collection of chance, cause, and effect. Petition to rename as "Video Game".