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Edited by Raptix:
3/4/2015 6:01:14 PM
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If Sepiks Prime was green...
He'd be Sepiks Lime.
If Xur was a chiropractor, he'd be an Agent of the Spine.
Edit: Keep up the Destiny puns guys, I'm loving it :D
Edit2: Oh my Sepiks Prime, we broke 1000 punny posts!
Edit3: I can't believe this topic is still around.
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You know what Shaxx's favorite book is? [spoiler]The Crucible.[/spoiler]
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19 RepliesEdited by Mr. Corioliss: 2/15/2015 8:05:19 AMIf he was a basketball player he'd drop Sepiks dimes If he was a coke addict he'd do Sepiks lines If he were a french street performer he'd be a Sepiks mime. If he were nice to you he'd be Sepiks kind If he made short video clips they'd be Sepiks vines if he could tie rope well he would put you in as Sepiks bind. If he shot snot at you he'd call it Sepiks slime Since he's machine god he'd probably have a Sepiks shrine In his spare time he does Sepiks crimes While rapping he drops Sepiks rhymes If he were made by Hellen Keller he'd be Sepiks blind If he went to dinner he would Sepiks dine For thanksgiving he has to Sepiks brine the turkey to level up his warlock he does the Sepiks grind. His kid is a graphing calculator who's signature skill is the Sepiks sin If you forgot your watch you can ask for the Sepiks time If xur worked for him he would be xur agent of the Sepiks nine. If he were a fruit you'd have to peel bis Sepiks rind If you're on the way to his base, be careful not to step on a Sepiks mine. If he were a hiker he'd take a Sepiks climb If he were dirty he'd be covered in Sepiks grime If he were a tree he'd be a Sepiks pine. The strike is getting old. It's on the Sepiks decline When he retires hell Sepiks resign I wonder what he does in his Sepiks downtime.
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1 ReplyWhat's the difference between [i]hasboro[/i] and [i]bungie[/i]? [spoiler]Bungie has more nerf guns[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesWhen hive run through the flowers, they are thrallicking.
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Edited by Dizco Pat: 3/1/2015 10:58:53 PMIf Sepiks Prime was non divisible by any other numbers than himself and 1 he'd be... [spoiler] Sepiks [i]Prime[/i][/spoiler]
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33 RepliesEdited by Inflicte: 12/21/2014 7:19:54 PMIf Crota was a testicle, he'd be Scrota.
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33 RepliesIf xur worked for hitler he'd be agent on the nein.
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If valus tu'arc was a dog he'd be valus tu'bark
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6 RepliesAfter viagra, my little light became a hard light.
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1 ReplyRoses are red Your engram is blue Your item was purple It's good to be you
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Bumping this thread for House of Wolves puns. I am The Scholar around here..
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4 RepliesI did my bitches hair today and made warlocks Sometimes the crucible is a little quiet and you might have to Break the Ice Stupid Cabal (cable) guy was being a Thorn and thought he could shut off my TV but I had my synthesis (money) ready and I had The Last Word I broke the clock with the quickness so they call me the "TIMEBREAKER" Damn bull tried to kill me with his Gjallarhorn My plan A failed and B didn't make sense so I had to pull out my Plan C Nîgga with big ass pockets call that Pocket Infinity My cat kept murmur(ing) when I pet him It took them forever until they Found Verdict and he ended up receiving a Corrective Measure I'm pretty sure the real expression is The Culling before the storm The Thunderlord came rolling in faster than expected I killed The Devil You Know and The Devil You Don't resulting in a Red Death The NFL sent me a Helm Of Saint since I'm such a big fan All I needed was Engram of weed Hezen got his Vengence on Praedyth but now he wanted Revenge Lol idk I'm done
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1 ReplyI slashed Crota's balls so hard that he dropped me his black hammer [spoiler]I don't use the sword[/spoiler]
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How do hive greet each other? [spoiler]with a " hive" five[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesYour momma so fat, when she puts on the chatterwhite shader, guardians mistake her as the traveler! |What do you call a sl*tty phogoth? Hogoth| |Sl*tty warlock? Whorelock| |Titans shoulder charge into your girls dms| |Pimpin cabal be caballin| |Master Rahool? More like Master Racruel.| Ok im done (i know those sucked!)
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How does the Archon Priest feel after lifting weights? Aksore He couldn't Ketch a ball either
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I could tell you a Destiny joke... ... But I Phogoth it.
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10 RepliesEdited by Neri: 1/11/2015 11:29:51 PMWhy does Venus always have messed up televisions? [spoiler]because they have no Cabal[/spoiler]
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Why did the humans almost lose the war against the darkness? There was a mass car crash in Russia.
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1 ReplyI could tell you a Destiny joke... ... But unfortunately it was cut out for DLC.
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Edited by The Art of Vore: 1/9/2015 3:13:33 AMWhat do you call a symphony of hive? A xyorchestra.
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30 RepliesGuardian 1: Where are we? I think we're lost. Guardian 2: Hold on, lemme Axis Minotaur
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Ghost: "I'm picking up another one of his lieutenants heading this way." Me: "I bet he's in a tank."
