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Edited by Leperous Itch:
11/27/2014 2:38:29 PM
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Giving up the V card tonight. Any advice?
So it's about time to stop waiting and just do it. Andy advice? What was your first experience like?
Edit: So I did it. It was pretty fun but not quite as amazing as I expected. It definitely still felt good though. I don't feel any different though, like I honestly don't feel like I, "lost my virginity" or anything.
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1 ReplyNo condom and cream her. Thats the best makes a world of difference try that next time. yorkie
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3 Replies"Giving" up. What are you in prison? You ever had your shit pushed in?
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I bet your mom's exhausted after that.
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3 RepliesGives Lenny trophy. [____/[][][]\____] [___´°~° ___] [_ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) _] \[][][][][]/ [_||||||_] __\___/__ / |°°°| \ { (:__:) } \___T[]T___/ VvV ///\\\ (o________o) (==========)
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3 RepliesDo the helicopter. The ladies love the helicopter.
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1 ReplyDon't be daft [spoiler]Wrap your shaft ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyDont be a dummy, cum on her tummy
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1 ReplyAwww you ruined it ! If you have your v card and reach your 40th birthday, RNGesus gives you Gjallarhorn !
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I hope u didn't get that nasty STD called autism
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1 ReplyGOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE
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...... *Silence*
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3 RepliesEdited by BADMAGIK: 11/26/2014 7:47:05 PM[quote]So I did it, pretty fun, not quite as amazing as I expected, still felt good though. I definitely don't feel any different though like I honestly don't feel like "I lost my virginity"[/quote] By far, the worst construction of a sentence ever. p.s. The amount of virgins in this thread is astounding.
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Did he wear a plastic bag on his head or did you
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How much did he cost
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2 RepliesDon't, unless she means something to you.
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1 ReplyLick it before you stick it. They love that shit. Personally I do it cuz I like the taste. They just get something out of it to. Should be extra moist after that. Try it man
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1 ReplyWear a hat. Bring the umbrella. Pack some rain boots.
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-blam!-. Her. Right. In. The. Pussy.
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Doggystyle for the win. First time, you'll be fine. I went two hours on my first run, but that's because i didn't think about busting lol. You got this champ.
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1 ReplyOpen her legs wide, put it in, then close her legs. Dear lord if I knew to do that my first time
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1 ReplyYeah people set sex up as the greatest thing you ever do, it's kinda just thrust into a wet hole (for men) or having a meat stick shoved in you (for women),
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Now begins the life long chase of tang. Congrats friend.
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4 Replies[quote]i lost my virginity[/quote]
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3 RepliesHope you called her a whore after
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Good. You shouldn't feel different because it is a meaningless exercise. You had sex, big deal. It shouldn't be this profound experience that changes your view on life or anything.
