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Edited by KittehnStew:
11/26/2014 1:44:24 PM
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Things you don't want to hear in the VoG
"What's an oracle"
"I didn't bring ammo synth"
"PREATORIAN right side... Or left Depending on which way your facing"
"I'm going to go brush my teeth"
(True story middle of the Atheon fight)
Please add your own
Edit- holy crap 1000 replies in a day, love hearing your own tales of woe. A lot of great laughs on here.
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#Destiny
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78 RepliesEdited by TeamGunstar: 12/7/2014 9:18:56 PMMars or Venus...its past and future. If you say mars or Venus you're retarded.[spoiler]just so you know this was a troll post, call it whatever you want. My clan uses mars and venus too. You guys get mad too easily its funny as -blam!- haha[/spoiler]
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4 Replies" i dont have an ice breaker" seriously, get this -blam!-ing gun already
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"Wait, how am I supposed to attack with a shield?" -_-
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What's better Crota or VOG armor Who's getting the Sword? What's an Oracle? How do we Cheese the Templar?
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I'll be right back, doesn't come back for 2 hours
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"lets make antheon kneel"
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1 ReplyEdited by BLACKpie42: 12/7/2014 6:56:33 PM"Fuvk i just dismantled my vex mythoclast"
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5 RepliesSo all 6 of us are in the labyrinth and a Gorgen came SUPER close and all 6 of us were huddled behind a rock and it was dead silent... Then when he passes some said "That was some shit straight out of jurassic park"
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Why are there 6 people in my strike? O.o
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2 Replies"The wife's calling for a little slap&tickle. Shouldn't take more than 5 minutes to feed the beast. BRB."
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wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe geez we're clogging up the toilet
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people jumping at 1 second left on time of vengeance "OMG how did i die" restrained in the air.
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Joined a fresh start raid with randoms, we were 1 down, the team leader put a thread on here and sure enough 1 joins. Start the begining, everyone knows where to go, left, center and right, all good so far. Get down to Venus and Im on the left with another guy. Then I noticed this last random that joined was with us, I say hey dude your in the middle, response NOTHING, ok I move to the middle, a few minutes later he is on his sparrow over to the right, comes flying past me WTF! I said dude (I said his GT) your on the left, what you doing, again no response. So I said (GT name) have you played the raid before? Finally he answers in a 12yr old kid voice (grrrrrrrrrr) "yeah sure" so I said well what are you doing? He said "do we have to stand on portals or something". Bye bye your out lol team leader booted him.
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Edited by B13GIT: 12/7/2014 6:18:18 PM"Hey guys, I gotta go but my little bro-... I mean my brother can sub in for me" Dudes little brother proceeds to fall off EVERY single ledge in the raid... Another one, not so bad as it was funny Guy says he has to go after a stupid wipe on atheon cuz his dog was acting weird Ended up rejoining the raid a minute later saying his dog just had diarrhea and was waiting for him to take him outside haha...
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3 Replies*During atheon fight I'm down on the centre platform waiting to revive after a relic shield malfunction* (One defender Titan on the desert portal, one on forest) Titan 1: IL SAVE YOU OKAMI! *leaps to the rescue* Titan 2: NO HE'S MINE! I LOVES HIM! *also leaps at the same time* (Atheon has glitched and is just shooting the spot where my body is) *both titans activate their supers over the platform to shield the revive, plummet directly downwards in perfect sync, hit the edges of the platform, and ricochet off in opposite directions into the abyss* Me: *hysterical laughter* Titan 2: -blam- me with a girder! Sunsinger: Why are we lost in time? Gunslinger: YOU TITANS HAD ONE JOB!
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As I finish soloing a gatekeeper and I come running out with the relic, the 2 level 30 turds in the other portal. "we're down, mars is too hard we need someone else in here with us" we switch portals I come out with relic "we're down again, stupid hobgoblins" turns out they were using lmgs on gatekeepers and trying to take out the ads before grabbing the relic. *facepalm*
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1 Reply"Someone is -blam!-ing this up" - if one person can make or break your team, you aren't very good, stop blaming others for your own incompetence.
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4 Replies"I am legally bliiind!" "Pick up the shield!"
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36 RepliesWe're all creeping around the Gorgon's lair getting the chests. "I really wish gorgon's were nicer, yaknow, go on a date with one, casual talk, see if the tentacle thing is all the hype it's lived up to be." "Dude are you getting the hots for the gorgon?" -Runs up starts hitting the gorgon- "WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME? YOU WHORE!" "...Next week on 'To Date a Gorgon'..."
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I always have to ask people which left or right much easier to say Venus or Mars
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It sucks boi 31's wont even pick up the relic it pisses me off. I get 7 shots with my ghorn and yet i get sent in with 2 31s and they dont know how to use relic. -.-
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"I can solo this side for confluxes" 3 sacrifises later..... " im doing perfect over here! Pay attension guys!" -"dude, they are all on your side!" "Oh." *dies*
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8 Replies"Mars or venus?" "How do we tell?" "RED OR GREEN?" "Uhhh I think it's red..." "Okay everyone go to the mars side" "Which side is that?" "Oh my god..." Finally get the portal open and all the oracles dead. "WHY ISNT THE PORTAL OPEN YOU IDIOTS!" "IT IS" "....wait I think we're on venus there are plants everywhere..." "...how are plants red..." "Complete silence" -you are forever lost in the darkest corners of time-
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10 Repliesthis sums it up, i died laughing at the bubble part.
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guys the puddles that the fanatic drop give you a buff! *lvl 26 goes on top of one* Guys ! OMG I'm green! A titan hulk. Dies the next minute lol..
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3 RepliesEdited by Deathscythe0083: 11/19/2014 4:25:42 PM"Uh-oh, I think that fart is running down my leg."
