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Meanest thing you ever said

What are some of the meanest or best insults you have ever said to people? Just curious.
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  • Edited by Fallen Hero: 2/18/2014 3:38:24 AM
    My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology. I said "No grandpa" *I unhook his respirator* "Yours does" *grandpa flat lines*

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    • I had these bullies in school. They always gave me shit when they were all together. One day I finally caught one of them alone, I said "So why do you feel the need to be a bully? Does your parents beat you, maybe you have always been overshadowed by an older sibling, do you inside feel like an insect so the only way you can feel big is by pummeling others? Or maybe your just a piece of shit, born to be a piece of shit asshole, to be remembered only as shit. You can blame your parents, siblings, or your upbringing but all anybody's going to see is a piece of shit." He just stood there in shock as I walked away.

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      • "I swear to god I will shove this eraser down your throat." Or "Nobody loves you. Go away."

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      • ONE TIME WHEN THE TEACHER WAS OUT OF THE ROOM IN CLASS EVERYBODY BUT ME WAS TALKING. EVENTUALLY THEY STARTED TALKIG ABOUT WHICH STUDENTS THEY THOUGHT COULD BE SERIAL KILLERS. ONE GIRL SAID "OH IT WOULD DEFINITELY BE [COWPIE], HE IS SO QUIET." THEN EVERYBODY STARTED LOOKING AT ME AND LAUGHING AT HER. SHE THEN LOOKED AT ME AND STARTED APOLOGIZING BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T THINK THAT I WS THERE. I JUST SAID "YOU KNOW TOO MUCH." AND WENT BACK TO SLEEP. SHE STARTED PANICKING. IT WAS AWESOME.

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        • [quote]What are some of the meanest or best insults you have ever said to people? Just curious.[/quote] I told my ex girlfriend mom she should have swallowed because her daughter was a stupid bit÷× the bad thing was her mom said I know right

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        • Made some chick in my sociology class cry. The class was debating abortion, she said we need abortion because she had 3 kids and was on the pill all three times. I told her after the first kid she shoulda realized the pill didn't work and close her -blam!-ing legs.

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        • Edited by King potato: 8/10/2014 1:26:42 PM
          [b]best insults to use in a fight[/b] •doodoohead •nerd •dingus •you stink •where are you from, loser? Are you from loser town because you're a loser (please [b]only[/b] use this if you want to [i]mentally destroy[/i] your opponent) •diaper man

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            Kill yourself

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          • I hate puppies or I hate Christmas

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          • Told some kid he is was originally in his mums ass.

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          • i fukn hax0rd ur mom's ass las nite [spoiler]NSFW[/spoiler]

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          • Is it in?

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            • I asked this kid who had a dead mom how he celebrated Mother's Day.

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            • I told my ex she didn't love her dead brother and left her crying on a park bench. I went back to throw $300 in her face.

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            • Told some bitch that wouldn't leave me alone that her mom should've dug deeper with the coat hanger. [spoiler]not really proud of that anymore, but she finally quit fuxin with me [/spoiler]

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            • Edited by Ch4rlie: 12/31/2014 1:39:36 PM
              When I was in 2nd grade I called this black girl a booger and then she cried.

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              • Called my girlfriend the C word. I'm single now.

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              • Go step on a lego

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                • " I will literally rip your face off."

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                • Your sister is a bitch.

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                  Ha! You're dating your cousin!

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                • Please just end your existence.

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                • You are lower than a kobold male!

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                • Edited by Razoron333: 12/16/2014 10:00:25 PM
                  Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elder berries.

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                  • Edited by Player3Th0mas: 12/16/2014 1:36:53 PM
                    "Too bad the cancer didn't kill you." I am ashame

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