I imagine the following scenario. [i]Ana is giving the guardian a briefing regarding some siva related stuff. But she's hungry and decides to get dinner from that Ramen shop. She leaves the room, rasputin is still inside an engram and just laying on the table. [/i] Guardian: Oh look a free engram! Ghost: I'm pretty sure that's rasputin, the AI warmind. Guardian: No way! She wouldn't leave something like that just laying around. It's clearly a gift for us! How thoughtful. Ghost: [i]Sighs[/i] I sometimes wonder how you became so powerful. Guardian: All I do is follow the white diamond that tells me where to go. I have slayed many gods as a result. Eris always turns them into cool guns that I kill even more stuff with. But sometimes they suck and I dismantle it for shards, lol. [i]The Guardian takes the engram and runs to master rahool. The engram is purple. Along the way they pass the Ramen shop and see Ana.[/i] Guardian: Thanks for the engram! I'm looking for a god roll True Prophecy so I can finally go flawless without bribing the other team. Ana: I don't recall giving you anything. You must've already had it. Guardian: Nah. But dosen't matter. I'm off to see rahool. [i]The Guardian runs off. Ana goes back to her room. She notices the Engram missing. [/i] Ana: Where could I have put it? It was right there on the table. It's like somebody just stole i---. Oh no! [i]The Guardian is at the cryptarch. He presents the engram to Master Rahool. His eyes light up![/i] Master Rahool: This appears to be a new engram! I know I'm up to the task. Hopefully it doesn't blow up. Where did you get this from? Guardian: I think it's the new engram model. It dosen't matter where I got it from. I just want my True Prophecy. Master Rahool: It's up to luck for that to happen. Let's decrypt this bad boy. [i]The engram is decrypted just as Ana Bray turns the corner, a look of horror is across her face. The weapon is shown. It's a Uriels Gift. The guardian is enraged. [/i] Guardian: What the hell is this. This weapon is trash and even worse it's sunset so I can't use it in trials! But at least it's masterworked. Let's shard this garbage. Ana: No! Don't do that! You have no idea how important it is! Guardian: I'd give it to you. But vangaurd policy doesn't allow weapon trading lol. It's the first paragraph to the Guardian CoC. Goodbye Uriels, hello enhancement cores! [i]The Gun is dismantled. Ana and Ghost look on in shock. Zavala comes over to see what's going on. [/i] Ana: You just dismantled rasputin! How could you! Guardian: Crap. Well he's in better hands now! He will serve me well as infusion fuel for the next season! [i]Ana slaps the guardian across the face. She tries to slap rahool but a threat is made.[/i] Master Rahool: Touch me and all your legendary loot will turn to blues and greens! Our guardian is all to familiar with those horrors. [i]The Guardian has a severe flashback and starts shivering in the corner. [/i] Zavala: That would be horrible. The Guardian: Indeed! [i]Zavala smiles and nods his head in approval! [/i] The Guardian: I still have something in the postmaster. [i]Ana Bray runs over before the guardian can get there. She looks inside the guardians mail box and sees a shader. It's an ikelos shader.[/i] Ana: I guess that will have to do. I'll have to start over again. Zavala and The Guardian at the same time: Indeed! Ana: [i]Sigh's[/i] I hate this tower. Zavala:[url=https://images.app.goo.gl/61v9wHqLctyG2uh77].[/url]