YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW!
WHAT SAY YOU IN YOUR DEFENSE!?
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1 ReplyHow did you see?! me I put a bucket on your head!
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3 RepliesI was listing to Sabaton, Say again?
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22 RepliesI’ll stop...if you have Titanfall 2 on Xbox.
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What are you doing here? This is Akavir you S'wit.
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11 RepliesIt wasn't me, it was that Khajit over there. We all know Khajit are guilty.
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Uhh... Sorry sir won't happen again. S***, where the h*** am I! Something is very wrong. Say, you wouldn't happen to have a map on you?
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*leaves city for 3 days and then returns*
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Hmmm... [b][i][u]GET OVER HERE[/u][/i][/b]
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STOP! You violated the law! Pay the court a fine of serve your sentence! Your stolen goods are now forfeit.
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12 Replies*Puts away shotgun* *Uses Charisma* Nothing... [spoiler]Hecking Spitfires [/spoiler]
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It wasn’t me! It was the one armed man! [spoiler]Fades Away[/spoiler]
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1 Reply“What, you egg?” [He stabs him]
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2 Replies“Wabbajack!” *Turns my good flibbert into a chicken* [spoiler]HAIL HYDRA!!![/spoiler]
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Uhh... [spoiler][i]Picks up the sacred chicken and throws it across skyrim[/i][/spoiler] Bye! [spoiler][i]Runs away[/i][/spoiler]
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4 RepliesLAAAAAWW?!
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(gives 200 gold) [i]I'm with the guild.[/i]
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WHY. WON'T. YOU. DIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!?!?!?!?!
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1 Reply*looks behind me* “he ran over there”
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2 RepliesUh... I am the law?
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Do I have to pay the fine or serve my sentence?
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9 RepliesAre you threatening me master Jedi?
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*munches on donut* They can make more donuts, lay off.
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[u][/u]
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Edited by H1vac: 1/13/2020 3:19:02 AMWrong one. Uh. Pocket Sand! *woobs away*
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I invoke globnar!
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You can't arrest me! I'm, uh, already in jail?