If the pre game roster display a full fireteam, get ready to go to orbit.
If the enemy catches B first with a 400 point leads, go to orbit.
If the enemy activate their super first, go to orbit
If the enemy have 1 good sniper, go to orbit
if the enemy secured all 2 heavies, go to orbit
if the enemy control home and B, and hanging around near your spawn, go to orbit
if the majority of the enemy are red bar, go to orbit
if you see one player on your team less than 260 light, go to orbit
if you start a match with one player short on your team, go to orbit
if your match making is taking a abnormally long time, back out of the queue
Will add more to the list as I collect more data.
If your team has no titans, go to orbit
if your entire team sits on A at the start, go to orbit
if half of your team rushes enemy home instead of B, go to orbit
if someone on your team is using sword, go to orbit
if you see 3+ people with the same clan name, go to orbit
if you see any Youtubers, streamers, go to orbit
if you see a person on your team with the Hakke test hand cannon, go to orbit
EDIT: Seems a lot of you are not pleased with how I play IB because it is considered "scrub", "trash". Well I am all that, not arguing that. However, since you lots are hell bent on feeding me. I'll will share my ways in greater detail on how to make IB less irritating for me and more so for tryhards.
Here's my set up:
I play in my room sitting in front my computer desk with the TV across the desk. On my computer screen, I load up a netflix or Youtube video, queue up the game. When the game starts, if the diagnosis is good, play as normal. If not, go to orbit and resume my streaming session while waiting for the next game. Rinse and repeat, very efficient use of my personal entertainment time (Which is quite limited I might add). Oh and I also go trolling on Destiny forum every now and then for shitz and giggles.
EDIT: Guys, keep up with the feeding. Come one, this is fun.
New item added to list:
If you see an enemy hunter spam shadowshot over and over, he's probably glitch, go to orbit, then report him
EDIT 3: The above rules only apply if you are starting a fresh match, if I get drafted into a game in progress where one of the team is at say 12k-15k score, I always stay for the medal when I have spaces for it. I just run out, let enemy kill me as fast as possible (Dance and wave while doing it) to end the match quicker.
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Looool people leave games in fear of losing, when we could have recovered if they stayed. This was a good read though, made me laugh. I hope this is #satire.
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Lol this is some funny shit man. I couldn't help but laugh.
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this is when i go to orbit [url]https://twitter.com/SillySiin/status/654631625335144448/photo/1[/url]
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1 ReplyIf OP guy is on your team go to orbit
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3 RepliesHow would you know how to properly diagnose a losing match? You barely hold a 1.0 K/D, oh wait I guess you are in more losing matches than I assumed.
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i have been down like 4 thousand points and have comeback on some teams. i have won matches i thought i would never win.
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This is a joke right, I've won matches that started with half of those situations.
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If someone on my team is using the sword you better be sure I'm using one too! Well, that and the fact I have no good heavies except for swords...
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Red bar then half of my team is gone. You see the enermy, empty your whole clip and enermy just run into a wall. Next thing you know guardian down. Enermy teabaging you. Ah enough said.
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Some are a little extreme, like shit some people are good with a sword, and if your whole team caps home. You can team rush b. Which is a good strat
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1 ReplyStep 1: Place traffic cones
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I say bungie docks you like 2k rep every time you go to orbit before the match is over. I'm always the person that gets jammed into losing matches. Stop being a baby about it, grow a set and play the match out......
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I look for all of the same things lol.
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This is just ridiculous.
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I've left for almost everyone of these situations LOL ... I've gotten pretty good at a quick analysis.
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I was power leveling my Titan and ever single match I was in I was on top of the leader boards.
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Bruh if there is a YouTube or streamer, hell yeah I'm going to stay. I've seen posts where people have beat triplewreck or datto or nkuch. Do you know how awesome that would feel? Crushing someone who has devoted there entire life to this game
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1 ReplyIf somebody on your team goes to orbit [spoiler]you go to orbit[/spoiler]
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I never play pvp cept for bounties and to get the wolf cape... And in the last two days I have won against all those situations. U must sit in orbit more than you play....
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6 RepliesWow you quit a lot and for some very stupid reasons. You must be a terrible player.
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2 RepliesHey bro, serious question.....if you leave games early too often I thought Bungie would take action and maybe temporarily ban you. Is that the case? I agree there are times to go to orbit early, can't be helped.
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6 RepliesWhenever I enter the crucible menu, i instantly become nauseous, angry, sweaty and spontaneously erupt from my anus. I'm a mess.
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Not Shores of Time / we don't spawn in jungle: go to orbit
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1 ReplyYou should get a T shirt printed. "Lord Shaxx can bite me, I'm going to orbit."
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2 RepliesFor the sound of all your rules... you spent all the time on orbit... you dont play iron banner at all =P
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If you launch destiny, get ready to go to orbit. [spoiler];)[/spoiler]