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Edited by AbusiveSeagull4:
4/6/2015 7:27:57 PM
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If you haven't lost your virginity by 12
If you haven't lost your virginity by 12, you fail at life. There's literally absolutely no good excuse. I was born with debilitating social anxiety. But guess what? I manned the -blam!- up and after losing my virginity at 11, have -blam!-ed 11 different women/girls since. It takes initiative, effort, and the end to wishthinking and hoping something will just fall into your lap, because it seldom does. The bottom line is, the majority of women will put out if you pursue them. It's a matter of making the first move and taking what is offered. PM me if you need advice.
SATIRE SATIRE SATIRE SATIRE SATIRE!!!!!
Edit- If you can't tell this is a joke you didn't read the whole thing or are too dumb to know what satire means. Way too many people taking this seriously.
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Hah. Mocking the other guy who made a thread like this I see
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2 RepliesSatire is supposed to be funny. This is just offensive and doesn't benefit anybody whatsoever.
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5 RepliesIm, my bf is 21 and is still a virgin. I am proud of him and he's proud of it so idk what makes you proud but whatever. I think he's more of a man for not doing it
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This is a god damn joke. Read the edit or the tags and stop taking this seriously.
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Congratulations I seen i similar post you posted earlier last month bravo on being a attention hoar
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This has revealed the depravity and ungodliness of society.
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Lost mine in 1968 on Good Friday.......
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[b]Looks like I'm not a failure at life like some of these gay ass virgins.[/b]
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1 ReplyI see an std in Op's future. If he doesn't have one already that is... [spoiler]bad b8. I r8 0/8 m8. [/spoiler]
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OP has herpes
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I wanna be just like you when I grow up.
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OP is a boss
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1 ReplyI lost mine before I knew what sex was.
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1 ReplyI lost my virginity before I was even a thought.
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[spoiler]I lost mine at 12[/spoiler] [spoiler]shhhh[/spoiler]
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Pfft yall virgins need jesus [spoiler]my mexican gardener.[/spoiler]
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Reviving this post.
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6 RepliesI lost my virginity when I was 11. My masturbational virginity
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1 Reply[quote]If you haven't lost your virginity by 12, you fail at life. There's literally absolutely no good excuse. I was born with debilitating social anxiety. But guess what? I manned the -blam!- up and after losing my virginity at 11, have -blam!-ed 11 different women/girls since. It takes initiative, effort, and the end to wishthinking and hoping something will just fall into your lap, because it seldom does. The bottom line is, the majority of women will put out if you pursue them. It's a matter of making the first move and taking what is offered. PM me if you need advice.[/quote] Someone already posted this with different ages, but good try
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1 ReplyLooool [spoiler]the younger the tighter[/spoiler] [spoiler] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/spoiler]
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34 RepliesThat is illegal in my country you can't [b]f[/b]uck until you are 16
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4 Replies100% of the Flood fail at life.
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12 RepliesReminds me of this.
