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Edited by Recon Number 54:
2/13/2015 4:30:31 AM
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I was just kicked for being fat
So here I was loading up my VOG with my destiny LFG forum minions. I had my bucket of KFC original recipe extra crispy ready to go. We didn't even get passed the oracles when I hear complaints of my crunching into the microphone.
I NEED TO EAT TO MAINTAIN MY STRENGTH YOU DREGS.
If I have to go afk for a few minutes to lick my fingers, deal with it.
So next thing I know I'm hearing racist comments like "hurry up" or "can you revive me?"
When I finally bent to their will and picked up my controller I ended up choking on a chicken bone. I woke up the next morning to see my ship on the orbit screen. Those filthy ingrates kicked me out for being too large and in charge.
I hope no one ever has to go through this.
(And I am not even a fake IB 30)
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#boohooigotkicked
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1 Reply"Kick the fat kid" - favorite game you can't play at recess anymore.
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1 ReplyWait, is this a genuinely serious post with no satire?
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Good.
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4 RepliesLmaoooo in class just smiling at this
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1 ReplyHighlarious
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Edited by Swoope: 1/13/2015 11:59:38 PM[quote]So next thing I know I'm hearing [u]racist[/u] comments like "hurry up" or "can you revive me?"[/quote] LMAO
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1 Reply[quote]So next thing I know I'm hearing [i]racist[/i] comments like "hurry up" or "can you revive me?"[/quote]
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Why did you post this you -blam!-ing moron
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13 RepliesYou sound stupid not fat. how do you know they even kicked you? you could have timed out while you were choking. you said woke up the next morning. assuming you follow normal sleeping patterns that's... HOURS of AFK!!!! and i would have kicked you for not even using your controller in the VAULT!!! you dont join a raid just to watch and eat a whole bucket of chicken by yourself.
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4 RepliesI -blam!-ing HATE people chewing loudly over the mic like they're a bunch of animals
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3 RepliesSo...can you sit on all the sync plates at once? Does atheon immediately get pushed off as soon as you manage to squeeze into his chamber? When you go into the past portal do you get thinner and in the future portal you get fatter? And....you obviously play a titan.
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Closest thing I've seen to being related to actually satire on these forums.
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Food porn is real but not a pretty sight
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Please be satire
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3 RepliesThis is the most disgusting thing I've ever read in destiny...
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Hahahahaha lol.
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Edited by Kage Goomba: 1/11/2015 4:15:41 PMIf your going to raid....then at least have the common sense and decency to get involved...otherwise don't bother showing up until after your meal. :P [spoiler]The real reason you got booted? - You didn't bring enough for everyone else.... selfish bastard.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Old Man Lawlor: 1/11/2015 4:15:52 PM
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This post gave me diabetes.
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I like this post, it gave me a good chuckle. +1
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1 ReplyHahah racist comments like "hurry up" "can you revive me" HAHAHAH priceless
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Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8
