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Listen here guys, I understand I am the most awesome person on the flood but sending me messages asking for sex? That's a little too far, I expected better etiquette from the flood. I mean seriously if you cannot control your urges please take it out on someone else not me. I have no sexuality and am not attracted to any of you. Your dreams of sexual relations of me will never come true. Thank you for reading, hope this cleared things up a little.
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I regret basically my whole life. I have a knack for screwing up perfect things and replacing them with shit.
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i regret most life choices
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Not having sex last night and drinking too much
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Procrastinating on my school work.
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2 RepliesInvading Russia when we weren't ready. Not using gas on D-Day. Having those tanks not being used on D-Day. Producing more bombers than fighters. Not having the Me 262 in production as seen as it was tested with the jet engine. Cancelling any weapon systems that can't be made withing a year.
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I regret texting back my ex. I should've just automatically deleted the message and never looked back, but I just had to go and get involved with her again.
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Got up relatively early this morning and haven't done anything productive since.
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America voting for Obama twice
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6 Replies1. Being an alien bastard 2. Coming to earth 3. Having my raggedy ass fleet blown up
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1 ReplyShoulda had a V8!
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Having to be at work when I could be home playing Titanfall beta
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forgetting to have the time machine to travel with me...
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I regret not handing out as many Valentine's to strangers, damn it's fun and entertaining.
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2 RepliesTexted a girl that I quit "talking" to around a month ago to try and make things not so weird, about 40 minutes ago. No reply yet. Now that I think about it, I shouldn't have tried to do it on Valentine's day, but I forgot so oh well.
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While running around in the morning, I slipped and hit the ground knee-first multiple times, but kept going because it wasn't immediately painful. Now I have a large bruise on my kneecap and it's awfully stiff
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I guess ordering the sashimi and not the sushi and hand roll.
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Not taking the time to do an ab workout, I think my metabolism really IS starting to slow down..
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A lot of things, throughout my life
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Nothing, Im feeling pretty content right now.
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I regret not muting you sooner.
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Coming to Earth. Had no intel on my enemies' home world.
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Sleeping in.
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Entering this thread.
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1 ReplyI hit a curb pretty hard while driving. I feel like a dumbass.
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Not peeing 3hrs ago.