its a little slow around here.

[quote]Why are you all so boring?[/quote] no clue [quote]Were you born this way?[/quote] maybe [quote]Were you raised into this bland grayscale collective of cardboard cutouts? [/quote] cant speak for everyone but maybe [quote]Did your parents forbid creative thought? [/quote] maybe [quote]Did you always color inside the lines with the specific crayon you were told to use in each space? [/quote] maybe [quote]Did you follow the Lego instructions to the letter and then leave the finished product on display rather than tear it apart to build something new and wonderful?[/quote] maybe [quote]Does your mother pick out your wardrobe and haircut for you? [/quote] maybe [quote]Do you have preferences when given multiple options or do you remain neutral and inform everyone as such to flex how bland you are? [/quote] former [quote]Is white bread your favorite consumable item? [/quote] maybe [quote]How often do you think about death? [/quote] maybe [quote]Do you like dogs? I bet ye lack degs. [/quote] maybe [quote]Did you even get that reference?[/quote] maybe [quote]Did you get the reference because you've seen that movie? [/quote] maybe [quote]Or because some awful Fox cartoon did a bit on it? [/quote] whos fox [quote]Is your favorite music played on local radio stations? [/quote] maybe [spoiler]Is it from several decades ago? [/spoiler] maybe [quote]Do you constantly condemn everything made after? [/quote] maybe [quote]Do you think this is a q/a post? [/quote] maybe [quote]Or are all of these rhetorical questions meant to mock you? [/quote] maybe [quote]Are you so vain that you think this post is about you? [/quote] maybe [quote]How many fingers am I holding up? [/quote] 15 trillion [quote]Which way is my hand facing as I do so?[/quote] west [quote]Does the thumb count when counting fingers? [/quote] maybe [spoiler]Did you here that duck?[/spoiler] maybe [quote]Do you do poison? [/quote] maybe [quote]Do you actually think youre -blam!- funny? [/quote] not really i just take the piss sometimes [quote]Do you ever wonder why we're here? [/quote] maybe [quote]Do you think? [/quote] on monday [quote]Like in general? [/quote] maybe [quote]Do you ever look in the mirror and get scared of your own reflection because it doesn't register in your brain that it's you? [/quote] maybe [quote]Do you ever stare at your hands like they're weird things that don't belong there? [/quote] maybe [quote]Do you ever wonder if people only pretend to enjoy your company because they pity you or are making you the butt of a joke you're not aware of? [/quote] maybe [quote]Did you witness a loved one hit by a semi truck when you were very young? [/quote] maybe [quote]What's your favorite scary movie? [/quote] the shining [quote]Do you ever wonder if you're like Bruce Willis in The Sixth Sense? [/quote] maybe [quote]Were the mosquitoes real? [/quote] maybe [quote]Do you really think I give a -blam!-? [/quote] maybe [quote]Do any of you really give a -blam!-? [/quote] maybe [quote]Do you want to give a -blam!-? [/quote] maybe [quote]Do you wish you could? [/quote] maybe [quote]Have you been trying so hard to give a -blam!- and failing miserably? [/quote] maybe [quote]Have I not made myself clear? [/quote] maybe [quote]Must I spell it out? [/quote] maybe [quote]Are you a broken mirror? [/quote] maybe [quote]Was that supposed to rhyme? [/quote] maybe [quote]Is this some kind of shitty emo poetry now? [/quote] maybe [quote]Have I even had anything to drink tonight? [/quote] maybe [quote]Has this dumb post gone on too long? [/quote] maybe [quote]Will I hate it tomorrow like I do everything else I post? [/quote] maybe [quote]Will it linger forever no matter how much I wish it would just stay dead? [/quote] maybe [quote]Is this a weird commentary on my negative sense of self worth? [/quote] maybe [quote]Can I stop now? [/quote] maybe [quote]Do you eat corn cold straight out of the can?[/quote] maybe

Yes you may

Yup, them there be a lot of questions. I shall only answer a few. Yes, my mother gave me this haircut, because baldness is supposedly passed down on the mother's side. Damn, how'd you know about the white bread? I mean you weren't even old enough to spy on me as a kid, and yet I still get cravings for plain white bread every now and then. Now I can't remember the other questions. Was it a tequila night last night for you?

[quote]Why are you all so boring?[/quote] I make my threads with the same frequency that I always have. I can't help it if you don't like the subject matter. [quote]Were you born this way?[/quote] I don't know. I wasn't really too aware of what was going on at the time of my birth. It was very disorienting. [quote]Were you raised into this bland grayscale collective of cardboard cutouts?[/quote] No. I think family raised us to be more plywood than cardboard. [quote]Did your parents forbid creative thought?[/quote] To a certain extent yes. My Mom despised Star Wars with the same furor that Mom's hated on Harry Potter when it came out. Anybody here who knows me knows how that turned out. [quote]Did you always color inside the lines with the specific crayon you were told to use in each space?[/quote] I do stay inside the lines, but I decide the colors. [quote]Did you follow the Lego instructions to the letter and then leave the finished product on display rather than tear it apart to build something new and wonderful?[/quote] Legos are not my gen. I played with them with my sons a bit, but never cared about them in general. [quote]Does your mother pick out your wardrobe and haircut for you?[/quote] Not since I was 3. My Dad decided my haircut once when I was 5 to be a crew cut like his. Never again after that. [quote]Do you have preferences when given multiple options or do you remain neutral and inform everyone as such to flex how bland you are?[/quote] Depends on the object in question, but I never see a reason to "flex" on my likes. Unless it's car related, then it's on. [quote]Is white bread your favorite consumable item?[/quote] No. Cheesecake would be pretty high on the list though. [quote]How often do you think about death?[/quote] Only when it seems to be a pertinent topic. [quote]Do you like dogs? I bet ye lack degs.[/quote] I have no idea what a "deg" is. I do like some, but not all dogs. And cats. [quote]Did you even get that reference?[/quote] Obviously not. [quote]Did you get the reference because you've seen that movie?[/quote] Could you be any more vague? Probably, but no idea. [quote]Or because some awful Fox cartoon did a bit on it?[/quote] Now I'm completely lost. [quote]Is your favorite music played on local radio stations?[/quote] Sometimes, but not nearly as often as other music I'd rather not listen to. I have 4 local channels programmed on my car stereo. If one channel is playing something that sucks, I change it until I find something I'm ok with, or if all fail, then I go to the bluetooth link to my phone and play my saved playlists. [quote]Is it from several decades ago?[/quote] Some, but not all. [quote]Do you constantly condemn everything made after?[/quote] You're sounding pretty judgy. But no, not all music after my prime era is all bad. Some genres are, and some of the modern stuff available labeled as "rock" isn't to my liking, but I don't listen to it if I don't like it. [quote]Do you think this is a q/a post?[/quote] Who cares if it is or isn't? [quote]Or are all of these rhetorical questions meant to mock you?[/quote] Knowing you - Probably. But that doesn't matter to me. [quote]Are you so vain that you think this post is about you?[/quote] Nope [quote]How many fingers am I holding up?[/quote] None. You were typing on a keyboard or thumb texting when you wrote that. [quote]Which way is my hand facing as I do so?[/quote] I think I just kinda answered that. [quote]Does the thumb count when counting fingers?[/quote] When counting, it's always used, though it technically it is a digit, not a finger. [quote]Did you here that duck?[/quote] No, for there are too many shotgun shots removing the ducks from the air around here to hear the ducks. [quote]Do you do poison?[/quote] The band? -blam!- no. They suck. [quote]Do you actually think youre -blam!- funny?[/quote] I can be. [quote]Do you ever wonder why we're here?[/quote] Not anymore. [quote]Do you think?[/quote] Too much. [quote]Like in general?[/quote] Depends on the subject matter of thought. [quote]Do you ever look in the mirror and get scared of your own reflection because it doesn't register in your brain that it's you? [/quote] No. I'm more aware of things than your common dog or housecat. [quote]Do you ever stare at your hands like they're weird things that don't belong there?[/quote] I've never been that high nor drunk. [quote]Do you ever wonder if people only pretend to enjoy your company because they pity you or are making you the butt of a joke you're not aware of?[/quote] No. Not these days. People are too self absorbed and worried about what everyone else is thinking about them to do such a thing. Now back in school, maybe. High school aged kids are can be just the worst. [quote]Did you witness a loved one hit by a semi truck when you were very young?[/quote] No, though my Dad owned his own trucking business. [quote]What's your favorite scary movie?[/quote] John Carpenter's "The Thing" [quote]Do you ever wonder if you're like Bruce Willis in The Sixth Sense?[/quote] Never have. [quote]Were the mosquitoes real?[/quote] Mosquitos are all too real. [quote]Do you really think I give a -blam!-?[/quote] Nope [quote]Do any of you really give a -blam!-?[/quote] About what specifically? [quote]Do you want to give a -blam!-?[/quote] I do on things that I do. [quote]Do you wish you could?[/quote] There are some thing I wish I could do, but don't because I can't. [quote]Have you been trying so hard to give a -blam!- and failing miserably?[/quote] Not really. If you are trying to care about something, then you are still trying. Failing is not making any changes to make headway, wishing everything happened without effort. It doesn't. [quote]Have I not made myself clear?[/quote] Context would be helpful if you are implying that there is a point to all this post. [quote]Must I spell it out?[/quote] See the above response. [quote]Are you a broken mirror?[/quote] Even a broken mirror reflects... [quote]Was that supposed to rhyme?[/quote] Why would it? [quote]Is this some kind of shitty emo poetry now?[/quote] There's not enough angsty tears and whining in it, so probably not. [quote]Have I even had anything to drink tonight?[/quote] Not enough misspelled words, so I'm gonna say no. [quote]Has this dumb post gone on too long?[/quote] Sounds like quitter talk to me. [quote]Will I hate it tomorrow like I do everything else I post?[/quote] Choices will be made. You determine that for yourself. [quote]Will it linger forever no matter how much I wish it would just stay dead?[/quote] So your posts are now zombies? [quote]Is this a weird commentary on my negative sense of self worth?[/quote] Weird, maybe. [quote]Can I stop now?[/quote] Is it break time? [quote]Do you eat corn cold straight out of the can?[/quote] Heck no. That's just gross.

[quote]And the same posts from last week are still up in New.[/quote] I should really make topics more. I’ve had, like, 7 million and a half ideas, but every time I go to post one I only get two sentences in before hitting cancel. Is shame.

Truck-kun

[quote]And the same posts from last week are still up in New. Why are you all so boring? Were you born this way? Were you raised into this bland grayscale collective of cardboard cutouts? Did your parents forbid creative thought? Did you always color inside the lines with the specific crayon you were told to use in each space? Did you follow the Lego instructions to the letter and then leave the finished product on display rather than tear it apart to build something new and wonderful? Does your mother pick out your wardrobe and haircut for you? Do you have preferences when given multiple options or do you remain neutral and inform everyone as such to flex how bland you are? Is white bread your favorite consumable item? How often do you think about death? Do you like dogs? I bet ye lack degs. Did you even get that reference? Did you get the reference because you've seen that movie? Or because some awful Fox cartoon did a bit on it? Is your favorite music played on local radio stations? Is it from several decades ago? Do you constantly condemn everything made after? Do you think this is a q/a post? Or are all of these rhetorical questions meant to mock you? Are you so vain that you think this post is about you? How many fingers am I holding up? Which way is my hand facing as I do so? Does the thumb count when counting fingers? Did you here that duck? Do you do poison? Do you actually think youre -blam!- funny? Do you ever wonder why we're here? Do you think? Like in general? Do you ever look in the mirror and get scared of your own reflection because it doesn't register in your brain that it's you? Do you ever stare at your hands like they're weird things that don't belong there? Do you ever wonder if people only pretend to enjoy your company because they pity you or are making you the butt of a joke you're not aware of? Did you witness a loved one hit by a semi truck when you were very young? What's your favorite scary movie? Do you ever wonder if you're like Bruce Willis in The Sixth Sense? Were the mosquitoes real? Do you really think I give a -blam!-? Do any of you really give a -blam!-? Do you want to give a -blam!-? Do you wish you could? Have you been trying so hard to give a -blam!- and failing miserably? Have I not made myself clear? Must I spell it out? Are you a broken mirror? Was that supposed to rhyme? Is this some kind of shitty emo poetry now? Have I even had anything to drink tonight? Has this dumb post gone on too long? Will I hate it tomorrow like I do everything else I post? Will it linger forever no matter how much I wish it would just stay dead? Is this a weird commentary on my negative sense of self worth? Can I stop now? Do you eat corn cold straight out of the can?[/quote] Yes