For today & yesterday & the day before, I have done nada. I barely even changed out of my sleep shorts.
Why would I do this? Because! -blam!- adulting, I am taking a nap. Why? Because!
I did leave the house to do physical therapy & eat Chipotle. Feeding myself achievement unlocked!
I also brushed my teeth. Why do you need to know that? I don't know!
Did you just waste a shitload of time reading this? Yes! Ha!
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6 RepliesRead this in Saint-14's Voice. Why? I don't know.
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1 ReplyLazy bag of pudding [spoiler]love you[/spoiler] [spoiler]just kidding [/spoiler] [spoiler]thats gay [/spoiler]
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5 RepliesGawddamnit, explains why I never got my assless chaps in the mail
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1 ReplySlowly claps
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1 ReplyI'll never forgive Chipotle for giving me food poisoning!
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4 RepliesThis is me in a nutshell bro
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4 RepliesIronic how when I was toddler I avoided naps like the plague. Now it’s all I ever want to do.
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1 ReplyI had a choice humor you and waste my time or sit and waste my time.
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1 ReplyYou raise a good point. Feeling like I'm gonna make 2020 the year of the power nap.
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3 RepliesI got chipotle yesterday too
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3 RepliesImagine ever having Chipotle
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3 RepliesOooh what a rebel
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1 ReplyIm jelly and i hate you
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1 ReplyHey, I also brushed my teeth today, what a coincidence.
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3 RepliesThat's like a normal weekend for me. Minus any responsibility. Nice.
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1 Reply✊😏 Slacker power
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11 RepliesI do that all of the time, so stop asking me why I'm doing school at 3am!
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1 ReplyHuzzah!
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3 RepliesDoes the barbacoa give you the runs, or is that just at select locations?
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12 RepliesWhat’s the deal, Hoss?
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1 Reply+11 for the humblest of braggartry!
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5 RepliesI didn’t even get out of bed today! So ha!
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18 RepliesSounds like fun
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4 Replies"Summer of George?..." Niiiice👍
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1 ReplyTell that to my time spent taking PACT today