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1/1/2020 10:15:40 PM
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Someone takes a hard fall right next to you. What do you do?
They seem to be moving but you can’t tell if they’re ok or not.
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#Offtopic
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Edited by FdYAcsoyPKN83gLE: 1/6/2020 12:58:04 PMCheck if his organs are still beating.
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If alive, call for help. If dead, [b]feast[/b].
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i'd check "trip random human" off my bucket list.
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3 RepliesFall with them.
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Edited by isaac13d: 1/4/2020 2:03:58 AMKneel next to them and in a clear and concise way I say "Hey, you finally awake? You were trying to cross the border right?" Okay, what I actually do is 1 kneel down next to them and in a clear and concise way I ask if they're okay, 2 if they say yes I ask if they can stand up, if they say yes to that I help them up and ask if they're okay to be left alone, if yes then I leave. If they don't answer I slap them in the face a couple of times and give there sternum a noogie, if they wake up I go through step 2, if they don't I check their pulse and breathing, if they have a pulse and are breathing I hold their eyelid open to check their pupils using PERR method (pupils equal, round, reactive to light) if they fail this they likely have some type of head injury and there's nothing to be done except wait for EMT. If they have pulse and aren't breathing I check for airway obstruction and clear any I find (no emergency tracheotomy as I'm not trained for it) and if there are none I will begin rescue breathing. If they have no pulse and aren't breathing check for airway obstructions and begin chest compressions. And if they are breathing and have no pulse begin chest compressions and rescue breathing. Edit: BTW, if you're going to perform CPR you're going to feel things crack, this is normal and really painful, be certain that a person actually needs CPR before performing it.
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Time to pee... [spoiler]seriously offer assistance[/spoiler]
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3 Repliest-bag them
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Edited by H1vac: 1/2/2020 8:51:12 PMIt’s my dad. I laugh at’em in his lowly state. As pong as they’re ok...
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Put them out of their misery
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1 ReplyCheck for responsiveness... Check for breathing, airway... Contact EMS if needed... Assess injuries... Maintain c-spine stabilization if needed until EMS arrives... Or... Just help them up if they’re ok.
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Edited by lethalbarracuda: 1/2/2020 7:29:57 PMPoint and laugh, then check for their wallet or what is posted above
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Finish them off.
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Make sure they're ok first and foremost, then one of the following: If they are and I know them - take the piss If they are and I dont know them - make light of it If they arent ok - get the wife to deal with it because shes a nurse and better equipped to handle it than me 🤷♂️
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Impersonate Tom Hanks' wheezing laugh from Polar Express.
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1 ReplyImmediately begin CPR.
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Edited by Davy Timns: 1/2/2020 2:52:26 PMFor all the people who said check for a pulse first, don't. That's weird if they fell and you start feeling their neck. Ask if they're ok, and if there is no response, then you can roll them over and check. And then if there is none, and you checked correctly, then you can do CPR.
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[b][i]FATALITY![/i][/b]
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[I would check there pulse and tell a bystander (if any others are around) to call emergency services.]
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Snicker then ask if they're OK.
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Depends on their age. Child-teenager: probably laugh before helping them. Adult-senior: probably say "oh shit" then help them.
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1 ReplyCheck to see how much money they have.
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Help them up and then ask them for beans. If no beans then I reintroduce their face to the floor.
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HOLY FISHPASTE! ITS A GUY! *frantic running*
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Ask if they're ok, obvi.
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Tell them to give it back probably
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Look up funny CPR instructions and you shall see.
