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Edited by O B Jon Kenobi:
12/31/2019 4:23:58 PM
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Can we have a season where we kill Tess for her greed then spread her stuff throughout the galaxy for devoted Guardians to discover?
Sounds reasonable, no? You could even call it the Season of Reason!
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3 RepliesSeason of Robin Hood. Could even get a bow that drops bright dust on kills. Do missions in the Infinite Sherwood Forest. Little John is a fat arcstrider you team up with. Friar tuck is a warlock cryptarch who takes your dust as donations. Maid Marian is the stranger from the first game (there, I tied up your loose end. You’re welcome.).
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4 Replieskill fenchurch
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Lol, theyll take this idea and reverse it. Tess will take control our vault, steal our guns n armor and only way to get it back will be $100 in silver.
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Season Of The Hood!! As in Robin Hood. Take back what is ours!!!! Bungie Blows... 😵
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12 RepliesEdited by UnleashedArcher: 1/1/2020 3:58:19 PMI don't really care about eververse. The cosmetic items it offers are meh plus I earn most of them via bright dust and engrams. If you stop fixating on it, you'd be surprised on how much it really doesn't matter.
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Sounds like a great idea! But unfortunately, the next season after that, Bungie would make us travel through the Infinite Forest and Sundial and make us go back in time and change something. Shit writing. LAZY writing.
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Us Guardians are living in a dystopian society with aliens and spaced magic, and economy based around digital currency invented to sell physical items that become digital and can be lost due to the archive being blown up. Tess is not the problem. She is only the reaction to the world that the Guardians rebuilt. If I could move into retail and out of universe saver I would. Selling copy after copy of code, for items that are code and are rare but everyone has one. She is a genius.
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They would charge 50,000 silver for it and Make Tess unbeatable
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That would be AMAZING 😂
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Edited by JensBoef: 1/2/2020 12:29:14 PMAgree!
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Oh my. There would need to be a great lead up. Like some conspiracy, where we find out that she's been exporting weapons to our enemies and hiding it through Eververse. Then, when we confront her on it and show her the proof, we get to throw her ass off the wall. Then party.
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Edited by Roach: 1/1/2020 9:23:02 AMI hear that money grabbing shill every time I load into the tower, I hear her BEFORE I arrive most times. I hate her. I want to take her out for a patrol and leave her in the EDZ with some Cabal so she can show us her fighting skills. Then laugh as they take turns smacking her off rocks. Until then I spend my time giving Tess the Red Card emote to show my contempt.
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How many bounties will it take?
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I guess I can see the hate if you pay for the game. I came in as a new light, played shadow season free, now paying for dawn. So far I have enjoyed the game and might pay for the Forsaken, will see how this year pans out. In the end, Bungie has to make money, pay their employees and give them benefits like healthcare, child care, vacation, etc.
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the nine are in on this too
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I love this
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I'm convinced that bungie asked Claudia Black to deliver her lines in the most obnoxious way possible. She was a delight when she went on Retro Replay's Uncharted playthrough the other week.. But yeah let's titan smash the kiosk, steal a few eververse things. Or i suppose we could do a heist. I actually wouldn't mind eververse so much if it didn't have such a big percentage of the new loot for a season, and instead had a few dumb things like voice changers (tbh i'd pay for a Tess voice changer that has Richard McGonagle deliver her lines)
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Doesnt have to be us. Imagine the Fallen sending a special ops team to kill her and grab all the goods but when they leave with the stash their ship gets destroyed so all the loot scatters across the solar system.
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Edited by Fate: 1/1/2020 10:37:34 PMThey should make a quest where we have to break into the eververse to get a package that was delivered to them by accident For one of the tower npc’s Or you know just make a eververse heist quest lol The reward would be a exclusive emote and armor set or something else nice Just saying it would be fun
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4 RepliesEdited by Lyrro: 1/1/2020 2:07:53 AMI think it's only fair. Do you really think it's coincidence that Everse went from a shack in the tower to an enterprise literally overnight when the tower was attacked during the Red War? Lets face the facts, Everse sided with the Cabal and stole all our crap from the vault when they attacked. How else could she fund such a massive, instantaneous expansion? It's only fair we return the favor.
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Ohh, there should be a Season of the Whiners where you just log in an instantly get all the cosmetics and you win.
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2 RepliesThats just evil, even if she is a digital character. You know how you can hit eververse? Don’t buy their stuff, is it really that hard for you guys to not spend a single cent on eververse? If no one bought anything from her then bungie would have no choice but to lower the price on all cosmetics.
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5 RepliesJust get your mom and dad to buy stuff from Tess. I get everything every season.
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2 RepliesWe could call it the Season of Communism.
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I'd be happy just spreading her entrails across the galaxy...
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Secret Exotic .... The voice of Reason This would be the only thing new in the season and would still cost 30000 silver. Why? -blam!- you thats why
