I have all day people.
Oh and I have a spot that if I like an idea enough I'll write it here on offtopic
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It turns out that we were never being secretly monitored by our technology at all (phones listening in on conversations type stuff), but rather our glue sticks were spying on us and the pritt stick company is amassing an army of mutant glue creatures by injecting their workers with a glue serum that binds the particles in their skin causing their bodies to become encased in a hard thick exoskeleton of resin.
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1 ReplyOffTopic is invaded by a coordinated attack from the Salt Miners.
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1 ReplyEverytime I sneeze a Salt Miner dies but I have the flu.
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A boy thought he could fly, he jumped of a building and died, but before he passed, he cursed the grass, and yelled out he was high.
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1 ReplyThe homeless man give you money instead this time
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When I went to the bathroom, my cell phone dropped in the toilet When I went to look, my glasses fell in.
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Ants have begun chopping down entire trees and building structures up to three stories tall. The ants have only grown in size three fold.
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2 RepliesLast man on earth not infected by a parasite
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1 Replyaverage kid find out they're "special" and goes on a heroic adventure. should probably throw in a mysterious older person.
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A society built on parkour and speed. The natural environment is either thriving or gone.
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6 RepliesZombie apacolypse Limited amount of survivors among them is Trump He grasps two Kalashnikov sub-machine guns in his hands He is wearing an American flag bandanna around his head, and aviator sunglasses. You get the idea
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1 ReplyMan tries to contain a virus that suppresses all human emotion over the course of 36 hours, and gets infected while he’s containing it.
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1 ReplyMan walks into a comedy club and tries his luck even though he’s not funny in the slightest