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Edited by man_of_war_r2:
8/1/2019 6:17:47 PM
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What to do if you wake up at 3am and Lee the sherif is in your room.
Step one: Ask him "Are you on trending?"
Step two: If he says "no" kill the imposter. Step two option two: if he say "Yes." ask him "Why are you here then sheriff."
Step three: if he says "I am here simply crap post and be a normal human being." Invite him into your bed, but keep your socks on. Step three option two: If he says something about drafting you into the war against the evil senate, grab your weapons (Anything is up for grabs) Step three option three: If he says virtually anything else, kill the imposter.
Step four: If Lee has made a crap post in your room remember to bump and comment so he gets to trending. If he is there to draft you and you have gotten your weapon fight bravely for the freedom of your favorite subforum.
[spoiler]That was fun.[/spoiler]
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#Offtopic
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1 Replytake him to olive garden in the morning and feed him spaghetti. he deserves it.
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1 ReplyWhat if he’s stroking your back :|
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I would probably throw whatever my hand touched first. That could range from a small waterpipe, to 3 feet of flesh rending steel.
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2 RepliesToss him a beer and say “What kinda space magic shit made our two worlds collide?”
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Step 5: invite him to form a dynamic duo super-scheme team. Step 6: commence scheming.
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3 RepliesPull the covers back and invite him in...
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1 ReplySince I don't know him irl, I think it would go more like "who the F- are you".
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2 Replieshttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=APXcdWVN4bY
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1 ReplyStep five: if lee is hungry offer him molasses cookies.
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3 RepliesGive him art advice probably.
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1 ReplyStep 5, wake up
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1 ReplyReality: I'd accidentally [b]erase[/b] him because he unexpectedly showed up in my room.
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1 ReplyReality: Who the hell are you? And why are you in my room?
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1 ReplyStep 5. Profit
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1 ReplyAsk him if he's here to help
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1 ReplyWhat would I do? Wait till my eyes adjust to make sure that someone truly did break In. If he is there, beat the living crap out of him with the hatchet I keep on the wall.
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5 RepliesEdited by SpongyMallard7: 8/1/2019 6:13:44 PMHere is what I would say. “Get the frick out of my room; I’m playing Minecraft!
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1 ReplyBold of you to assume I would get to sleep before sunrise.
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3 RepliesStep 5: ...
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3 RepliesStep 1: "are you here to show me the [b][i]hard[/i][/b] side'O'the Law Mister Sheriff?" Step2: be punished
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3 RepliesStep one: shoot him Step two: get back to sleep I got to be up at 5am
