Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the Crate of a subforum called Offtopic In an EA meeting born and raised On the market was where I spent most of my days swindilin' on ripping off' relaxin' all cool And all ripping off some twelve year olds outside of school When a couple of government officials who were up to no good Started making trouble in legislation I got called underage gambling and my board members got scared They said 'We're movin' you and your Secretary to offtopic' I begged and pleaded with them day after day But they packed my Microtransactions and sent me on my way They gave me a kiss and then they gave me my ticket. I put my Airpods in and said, 'I might as well kick it'. First class, yo this is bad Ripping off fools with lots of cash. Is this what the people of Offtopic living like? Hmm this might be alright. But wait I hear they're trolls, salty, all that Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat? I don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the Crate of Offtopic Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a Ninja standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get banned yet I just got here I hopped like lighting, outta there I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said crazy and it had cheerios in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Offtopic' I pulled up to the subforum about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes pay ya later' I looked at my subforum I was finally there To sit on my burning dumpster as the Crate of Offtopic [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]