What is it called when you put a cow in an elevator?
[spoiler]Raising the steaks.[/spoiler]
More bad puns [b]always[/b] welcome in the comments. I need to expand my repertoire... :P
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What do you call a cow going up the stairway to heaven? [spoiler]Holy cow[/spoiler]
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Bro f[i][/i]uck Peta.
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What do you call a 16oz, 21 day dry aged, medium rare grilled ribeye? [spoiler]Dinner[/spoiler]
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All of God's creatures have a place on Earth. Right next to the mashed potatoes.
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Moove along, people. Nothing to see here.
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2 RepliesUnless you hit the "G" button, in which case it's Ground Beef.
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Two cats walk into a bar and come out scratching and biting. Oh wait this is about animals? Damn I guess the crazy girl story doesn’t count.
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I can’t deny that that was a 10/10.
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I lol'd
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6 RepliesOrwell is a Eccho alt confirmed
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I’m stea- I’m mean borrowing that pun
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Please make these a thing. That was actually pretty funny.
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5 RepliesY tho
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What do you call a cow with no legs? [spoiler]Ground Beef.[/spoiler] What do you call a pig on the rack? [spoiler]Pulled Pork.[/spoiler]
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[[b][i][u]PETA WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION[/u][/i][/b]]
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3 RepliesThat was awesome. We need to see more.
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That was pretty good, I’ll admit.
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That was pretty funny, I'm not gonna lie. I don't know any myself, so either I look some up online or I leave a bump. So for now...bump!