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Edited by Derpy Taco11:
5/17/2019 1:38:19 AM
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Welcome Residents Of Vault 11!
Welcome
-Toaster
-Porch Cat
-Møøse øf Pørch
-ThePolarPorch
-Bopsheezi
-Rezly Porchzzir
-Bill Buttlicker
-Porch The Lee
-Playoff Jager
-WeirdPorch
-Porching a Crmig
-Porch lime
-Ultron-PORCHMIND
-RavioliPorchiolii
-DeClassified
-PORCHROCANTHUS
- RingLeader77
- Cell-3 (I forced him into the vault) :)
-PorchPug74
-TheRougeAssassin (Dug inside with shovel) :D
-Kell Of Stone (Brought back to life with magic.)
-Warlock Holmes (immune to being voted. Also immune to bullshit :D)
The bombs dropped and your families are all dead :D
Make yourselves at home.
Chat.
Meet everyone.
Be nice.
Tomorrow we will vote for an overseer. The overseer must die to keep the vault running. 4 will be nominated. The one with the most votes is overseer (dies) :D
Right now relax and enjoy your stay.
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2 RepliesSo when am I declared dead?
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LET ME IIIIIINNNNN!!!!!!
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5 RepliesJust a remainder that I am the vaults psychiatrist if any of you dwellers need to talk about something going on in the vault. Vault tech wishes you all a good day
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1 ReplyEdited by Strawberry Pop-Tart: 5/17/2019 9:04:09 PMAttention all vault dweller's, I have some delicious 🦞! Who wants some? [spoiler]it's grilled[/spoiler]
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15 RepliesEdited by Derpy Taco11: 5/17/2019 2:05:12 PM*Jazz music stops* Vault PA: there is a radroach infestation in the lower levels. Need people to clean that up. -Porch Lime -Kell of stone (First two people to sign up, escape being nominated the next day.) *Jazz music continues*
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1 Reply*Jazz music stops* Vault PA: [quote][b][i][u] And so I wake in the morning And I step outside And I take a deep breath and I get real high And I scream from the top of my lungs What's going on? And I say, hey yeah yeah, hey yeah yeah I said hey, what's going on? And I say, hey yeah yeah, hey yeah yeah I said hey, what's going on?[/u][/i][/b][/quote] *Continues Jazz music*
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6 RepliesAssassin’s Log: I’ve done some more exploration of the vents. Who knew there were so many vents? And they’re all clean! Also, I think the hole I dug to get here is leaking radiation inside. Or at the very least mutated roaches. Who knew a roach could taste so good? End log
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9 RepliesI'm disappointed in you vault-dwellers. 15 hours and no problems. Yeesh, kids these days [spoiler][i]My will is not my own[/i][/spoiler]
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1 ReplyAssassin’s Log: It’s been 6 hours since I’ve been stuck in the ventilation system. I gotta say, Vault Tech has remarkably clean vents. And they’re surprisingly comfy. I found a sofa in here. Not sure how that’s even possible, but hey, “finders keepers.” End log.
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5 Replies*walks in with a vault tech lab coat in and a clipboard in hand* Greetings and salutations my associates. I am assigned to be your new doctor and psychiatrist. Come to me if you have any problems
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4 Replies*Sips tea*
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2 RepliesSo, with every Vault there’s usually an experiment. [i]What’s the catch with this one?[/i]
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1 Reply*Jazz music stops* Vault PA: Night mode active. Good night. :) *Jazz stays off*
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"Magic" love it
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*teleports into the Vault with the Tesseract* [spoiler]baited[/spoiler]
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*Hacks into vault cameras* *Pulls out popcorn* This is gonna be good [spoiler][i]My will is not my own[/i][/spoiler]
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3 RepliesWelp, I'm away to hibernate for 200 years in a Cryopod in another vault. Wake me when the bombs stop dropping plz!
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Can I be Vault Tec Security? If So: *I stand by the entrance watching for any trouble.* [spoiler]Sorry Partner, but You’ve Yeed your last Haw [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI'd like to suggest a proposal. Instead of using Earth days, let's use a Venus day!
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Damn, all the porches my family built are gone :O
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Fat mood [spoiler]baited[/spoiler]
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well guess i'll die
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2 RepliesSo how's anyone's day been?
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7 RepliesOh does vault tech have any representatives [spoiler]to do observe vault tech observed [i]projects[/i] of course [/spoiler]
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Guess I died
