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4/22/2019 4:44:43 PM
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Can you get me out of your closet?
So, this is kind of embarrassing, but I’ve been stuck in your closet for the past 3 days. Would you be so kind as to get me out? I totally don’t have a bloody knife clutched in my shaking hands. And I also totally haven’t gone mad from the fear and shock. And I’m also not starving and totally [b][i]totally[/i][/b] will not resort to cannibalism. So, can you please get me out?
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5 RepliesR. Kelly? Is that you?
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1 Reply[i]So, you're the guy that R. Kelly's been singing about since 2005...[/i]
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Cmon dude, it takes a long time to dry you. I’ve already prepared the seasonings and everything. Could you just stay in there for a few more weeks? I need to buy some paprika.
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1 ReplySo thats whos buried under my twelve bags of unwashed laundry.
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2 RepliesJokes on you. I live in a cardboard box.
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7 RepliesAll of my closets are open I don’t see how you got stuck
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2 RepliesOnly if you bend down and grab your toes.
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1 ReplyNope. *bars door
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jokes on you I already came out of the closet. If you cant get yourself out of there then oh well. Plus I have no plans on dying
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Edited by Sealed Graffiti: 4/24/2019 3:10:10 AMNo you still have more riso paper to eat and I told you what happens when you don’t accept “here comes the airplane” [spoiler]perhaps you could join the void...[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyLook I’m just excited to have a closet.
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4 RepliesHey. It’s been a day or so, still in there?
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1 ReplyCmirg was hiding in the closet, oooo cmirg come out of the closet, AND THEN I PULLED OUT MAH GUNNNNN!
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2 RepliesNo. [b][i][u]Perish.[/u][/i][/b]
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gnvBys0RbEI
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14 RepliesWtf are you high
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4 RepliesDON'T YOU DARE RESORT TO CANNIBALISM. THE DEAD BODIES IN THERE ARE NOT FOR YOU. I mean.... Happy Easter....
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1 Reply*whispers in your ear* [spoiler]I am nekkid, behind you & I just popped 3 Viagra[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI have 100 lbs of lye. For when you come out.
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*grabs grease and a wrecking bar
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1 ReplyI think I rather be ignorant and continue to think you're straight and not a gay boi. So don't come out.
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7 RepliesWait what? How the -blam!- did you get in there? Actually scratch that, did you find my Term Paper that was supposed to be handed in 3 years ago? No, scratch that scratch. Did you see...HIM..in there?
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3 RepliesNo, I am locking the door now... you can never come out of the closet...
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10 RepliesEdited by Verdigris: 4/22/2019 10:13:47 PM*Slides food under door and ziplock bag of water*, now I’m gonna wait twenty minutes, promise not to kill me?
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1 ReplyThat wasn’t a closet.... [spoiler]That was a waste room.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyPersuade me...
