When I die, I want to be buried in an apple orchard. I want a tree planted over my grave and a small plaque gravestone nearby that simply reads, "Eat Me."
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1 ReplyProp me up by the jukebox
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Buried, in a coffin, in a little hill in Alton, Missouri.
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2 RepliesI don't really know, but I saw a post the other day saying that if he were host his memorial, he would want his body flying from a rope on a ceiling fan while Space Jam plays in the background.
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Put on a boat that sails 400 yards out to sea with all of my prized possessions and my child/closest friend fires a flaming arrow at it lighting all of it on fire.
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1 Replyjust toss me in the void it’s fine
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2 RepliesEdited by concreteninja85: 3/13/2019 6:16:13 PMMy reply wasn't funny, ignore me please
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Edited by DarkEraser: 3/13/2019 2:57:34 AM"Bitch, I'm immortal." ~[b]Famous Last Words[/b]
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I’d like someone to take my corpse on a romantic date at a nice italian restaurant, if they want they can take my dead body home too, never too late to lose my virginity.
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Pretty much the same. Bury me in a simple wood or even cardboard box and plant a tree on me.
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Buried in a deep hole, somewhere on Uranus. (≧艸≦*)
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Put in a coffin and shot into space like in Starship Troopers but most likely my carcass will end up inside Jupiter
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Just fire me out of a cannon so I can lay siege to my enemies from beyond the grave.
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2 Replies[i]pound me into applesauce[/i] *lenny*
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Viking Funeral, seems like a badass way to rid your physical form from the world, go to Odin in style.
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I want to be burned, then my ashes shall be used for compost to grow a tree which will be burnt... repeat 100000000000000 times and finally my tree ashes combo shall be put into water which will become clay so that my ashes can be a ball rock thing that can be made into a necklace. This necklace will then be passed down as a good luck charm.
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Cremated, yes boring I know, but here’s the fun part. I want someone to be dressed as the grim reaper and stand at the very back of my funeral. Once everyone who wishes to speak has spoken, the reaper will walk to the front, thank my family for their sacrifice, and leave.
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TL;DR at the bottom. Mounted on a ritual pike/cross/spear in the middle of the woods somewhere near enough to a populated area that the forest gets visitors, but far enough away so that doesn’t get that many. I want a creepy ass ritual circle with spellbooks, animal bones, etc. A small cabin with blood around it and an interior decorated in ungodly amounts of torture equipment and fake body parts. I hope a random couple go hiking in those woods and find it, get scared shitless, and run away. TL;DR: Cult circle murder setup.
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Loaded Into a rocket and shot into space please
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Plastination then turned into something useful like a coffee table or a lamp... Or put wheels between my hands and feet, put a seat on my back, stick handlebars in my ears and I'm a bicycle!
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An organ donor. I'm not using them anymore. Heck, I don't care what happens to my body.
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But ill never die
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4 Replieswhat kind of pleeeb would say “eat me” over “bite me”
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6 Replies... I will never die, as long as there is greed... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyCryogenically freeze my head Futurama style so I can be reanimated with a robot body in the future.
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No idea. I’d be dead. I only want to die in a non-painful way. I guess I’d be an organ donor.