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2/19/2019 9:43:04 AM
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My wife was having trouble telling the different species apart....
So I wrote her a little poem. My idea was, in the world of destiny, maybe its a rhyme kids say to each other.
I thought folks here might enjoy it.
Cabal are turtles full of spite
the taken are both black and white
and hive have worms that make them fight.
Vex shine with copper form
Fallen are from ether born
the Scorn are Fallen much deformed.
Darkness knows to fear the light
Guardians shake it with their might
A city beneath the traveler falls
Protects the people with its walls
but this I'll tell you no one knows
the deep from sharp angles flows.
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Roses are red Til' their petals do fall Wether we like it or not We've entered into a war with the Cabal
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The fallen are space bugs full of guile. The Scorn are fallen after the green mile. The Hive are crusty and look real gross. The taken are like hive but are spooky ghosts. The Vex are robots with an angry red eye. The Cabal are pigs that like to fly.
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22 RepliesAnthem is so much fun.
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20 RepliesMy wife can't tell the difference between me and my best friend it would seem.
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2 RepliesYeah... "your wife." I love these bullshit posts on EVERYTHING lately, Reddit, FB, here, wherever. "My mom/wife/sister/daughters feelings were hurt/she's shy/embarrassed/etc and I would please like some karma/upvotes/whatever on their behalf. This poem doesn't even tell someone who doesn't know the game who is who. It's just a poem you wrote for Destiny. That would be at least kind of cool on it's own. Now you've ruined it and made it cringe and embarrassing. Downvoted for the bullshit. But in truth, I like the poem.
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24 RepliesHive - Flood Fallen - Elites Cabal - Brutes Vex- Forerunners I just think of them as reskinned Halo enemies.
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11 RepliesMy 5 year old calls the Cabal Gladiators, “Angry Chefs.”
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3 RepliesSuch a romantic, can you write me one based on the theme "stop buying shoes!"
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1 ReplyLet me tell you about the Destiny lore Vex are robots with a milky organic core Rezyll Azzir fell to the darkness becoming Dredgen Yor Ghaul became ruler of the Cabal but wanted more Fallen are called Eliksni in their native tongue Dwelling in caves where their house banners were hung Taeko-3 gave her life to stop Savathûn's song Ikora was Osiris' student when she was young The lore of Destiny may seem hard It wasn't really in the main game from the start But you'll find it on a grimoire card Or told to you by the traveler's shard
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2 RepliesThis is literally a copy paste from a post on reddit....
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3 Replies[url]https://www.healthline.com/health/erectile-dysfunction/ed-natural-treatments[/url]
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There so much reason to hate But guardians make their own fate
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1 ReplyOP is lying. He spent a lot of personal time on this poem, and his wife who actually hates this game and that he spends so much time playing it, made fun of him for it
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1 ReplyI dig the poem, nice job!
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1 ReplyThe way to a woman's heart.. The Destiny way! That was an awesome poem :)
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2 RepliesEllo Daaaave you're my wife now
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2 RepliesPretty cheesy.
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2 RepliesI call shenanigans. We all know that no gamer that writes game related poetry has ever been married.
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4 RepliesLike Papa Shaxx would have said [spoiler]I WANT MORE, GUARDIAN![/spoiler]
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2 RepliesIn the words of Shaxx, THIS IS AMAZING! I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M SEEING!
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1 ReplyWell done Guardian, well done.
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2 RepliesSo did you just copy and paste this straight from the guy who posted this on reddit or....
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1 ReplySaw this on reddit
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6 RepliesShe doesn't sound like the sharpest tool in the shed....
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She is distracting you,prepare for pregnancy news or credit card news. Out.
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3 RepliesGrown men deciding to write poems to explain video game characters to their “wife”? Natural selection isn’t doing its job anymore... we’re all -blam!-ed.
