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Edited by Seraphim Crypto:
12/4/2017 8:33:45 AM
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<——— This is how many people stop the microwave with 1 second left
˙ʇı ןןɐɔ noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ɹo ,ɐʇǝq, pǝɹǝpısuoɔ buıǝq ɟo ʞɔıs ɯ,ı ˙ʇı ʇnoqɐ ʎɹɔ oʇ ǝɯ oʇ ʞןɐʇ ʎןuo puɐ ‘ʇıɥs ǝʞıן ɯǝɥʇ ʇɐǝɹʇ oɥʍ sʎnb bɐqǝɥɔnop ɹǝʇɟɐ ob sʎɐʍןɐ sןɹıb ǝsǝɥʇ puǝ ǝɥʇ uı ˙ʎpɐן,ɯ ɹoɟ buıɥʇʎuɐ op pןnoʍ puɐ ‘qoظ ǝɔıu ɐ ʞɹoʍ ‘ʎnb ǝɔıu ɐ ɯ,ı ˙ǝuoz puǝıɹɟ ǝɥʇ uı ʇnd buıǝq sʎɐʍןɐ ı ɯɐ ʎɥʍ
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Everyone gets the friend zone, it's ok.
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Quality #Destiny bait
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1 Reply[quote]˙ʇı ןןɐɔ noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ɹo ,ɐʇǝq, pǝɹǝpısuoɔ buıǝq ɟo ʞɔıs ɯ,ı ˙ʇı ʇnoqɐ ʎɹɔ oʇ ǝɯ oʇ ʞןɐʇ ʎןuo puɐ ‘ʇıɥs ǝʞıן ɯǝɥʇ ʇɐǝɹʇ oɥʍ sʎnb bɐqǝɥɔnop ɹǝʇɟɐ ob sʎɐʍןɐ sןɹıb ǝsǝɥʇ puǝ ǝɥʇ uı ˙ʎpɐן,ɯ ɹoɟ buıɥʇʎuɐ op pןnoʍ puɐ ‘qoظ ǝɔıu ɐ ʞɹoʍ ‘ʎnb ǝɔıu ɐ ɯ,ı ˙ǝuoz puǝıɹɟ ǝɥʇ uı ʇnd buıǝq sʎɐʍןɐ ı ɯɐ ʎɥʍ [spoiler]Moderator edit: This thread has been moved to #Offtopic, a more appropriate forum for this offtopic discussion. Feel free to private message the moderator who moved your post, link to topic, for further clarification about why this topic was moved.[/spoiler][/quote]
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1 ReplyDONT START THIS TREND NOW
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You can take advantage of their vulnerable emotional state or there's always chloroform?
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5 RepliesI think this is a sign of the other forums evolving
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2 RepliesMicrowave? I just blow hot, ragged breaths upon whatever I intend to eat until the correct temperature is achieved.
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3 RepliesAn incredibly successful and completely legitimate way to ensure a Female is attracted to you. The first step is relatively easy. Put a two slices of Toast in an envelope with the female's name on it. Step two requires patience; requiring a 48 hour period of zero contact until the female gives back the envelope. Do not open the envelope again until you're in a secure environment. If step two was performed successfully, the envelope should now contain nude pics of your target. Step three requires speaking to her alone using a secret code: If you ask: "Is the peanut butter in the potato?" and she answers with: "No it is in the apple sauce.", then the Toast/Envelope Method was performed successfully and you can continue your courtship on your own terms. Alternatively, if you are kicked in the testicles upon uttering the code, it is safe to say she is not interested.
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-blam!- microwaving food, just eat it and let your natural body temperature cook it.
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Your copy gets me pasta
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[quote]˙ʇı ןןɐɔ noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ɹo ,ɐʇǝq, pǝɹǝpısuoɔ buıǝq ɟo ʞɔıs ɯ,ı ˙ʇı ʇnoqɐ ʎɹɔ oʇ ǝɯ oʇ ʞןɐʇ ʎןuo puɐ ‘ʇıɥs ǝʞıן ɯǝɥʇ ʇɐǝɹʇ oɥʍ sʎnb bɐqǝɥɔnop ɹǝʇɟɐ ob sʎɐʍןɐ sןɹıb ǝsǝɥʇ puǝ ǝɥʇ uı ˙ʎpɐן,ɯ ɹoɟ buıɥʇʎuɐ op pןnoʍ puɐ ‘qoظ ǝɔıu ɐ ʞɹoʍ ‘ʎnb ǝɔıu ɐ ɯ,ı ˙ǝuoz puǝıɹɟ ǝɥʇ uı ʇnd buıǝq sʎɐʍןɐ ı ɯɐ ʎɥʍ [/quote] Me too bud, me too.
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literally everyone at my work haha
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4 RepliesAre you trying to tell people in a roundabout way you've microwaved a date at some point??? Sheldon??? 😐
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Hey mobile users got the advantage here.
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4 RepliesI always try to stop the microwave between the 1 second mark & the beep. I hate that damn beeps! Someone should invent a way for me to download the notification sounds I like to the microwave!
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Feels bad man
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Interesting
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1 ReplyListen, buddy, if you're being serious about this and really, [i]truly[/i] want a girlfriend, go up to one that you either know or want to know and...ask her out. What have you got to lose? Really? What's the worst she can do? Say no? Laugh at you for having a spine and making the first move? It's as simple as talking to anyone else. Girls and women aren't rattlesnakes that will bite you if you get too close, they're just people.
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5 RepliesFor all those taking this seriously: its an upside down copy pasta...
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1 ReplyGirls don't like you, just be gay
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2 RepliesFirst of all, alphas don't spend however much time you did finding a way to type messages upside down. Mac props on your dedication. I could argue every great mind of modern history is a beta. LMK if that came from a real place. There's help out there. I remember being there, but that was a long time ago.
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Edited by buyNhodl_amc-gme: 12/4/2017 7:56:47 AMBe a man, show her your grimoir [spoiler]oh wait...[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyThis are the kind of posts that bring hope and light to #destiny. [spoiler]Also, I've stopped on 0. There is no greater sense of achievement...[/spoiler]
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8 RepliesTo get a girlfried you need to learn how to write
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