I don’t know what he’s doing, off somewhere doing nothing to help this great nation! Where on earth is President Doob? He has been missing in action for a few months now, this is unacceptable for a man of his position, and also were is our beloved screenwriter stonebrixx?
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3 RepliesAt this point he's irrelevant.
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3 RepliesDoob probably is golfing somewhere and stonebrixx is homeless since he spent all of the money made on Offtopic the movie on illegal moonshine and drugs and is now in crippling debt and being hunted by both the FBI and various drug dealers. Ah well buying stuff on credit alone is pretty bad so probably will not get another Offtopic movie for a while
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3 RepliesI was convinced that this was a Trump post. I need help.
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7 RepliesTrump is drinking some water.
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5 RepliesProbably laying low from #Destiny hitmen.
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11 RepliesEdited by Commander Tempu: 11/17/2017 2:27:10 AMI summoned Cthulhu to eat all the would be presidents and the ones claiming ultimate power. He has a Pony squad ready to do battle. Cthulhu is the God President of Off Topic. If you forget he will destroy half of you as a reminder. None of these fakes has his own currency like Cthulhu does. Cthulhu demands your vote and a vote against him is a reason for him to destroy you all the quicker.
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1 ReplyEdited by Liam_the_Censor: 11/18/2017 1:14:52 AMHow many times do I have to tell you people that I exiled him and assumed ultimate power? By now you guys should know that... and that I sent stonebrixx to a labor camp.
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1 ReplyIs it a metaphor? hmmm... [spoiler]*scratches chin*[/spoiler]