{{
`${userDetail.user.displayName}${userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode ? `#${standardizeBungieGlobalCode(userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode)}` : ""}`}}
{{getUserClans()}}
Edited by Legion:
6/13/2017 12:23:01 AM
71
Taking Resumes for Destiny 2.
Please hand in your resumes for raiding in Destiny 2. I will be taking them all into consideration and hope to see your "Career" take flight!
*shredder firing up in the background.*
English
#Destiny
-
4 RepliesI'd say my grimoire speaks for itself, but there's no grimoire in D2. How are we supposed to see if a person is any good?
-
2 RepliesUmmm I can boil a mean egg?
-
11 RepliesMissed templar with aegis blast 37 times. Died on the way to the Gorgons 19 times. Failed to cleanse people on 73 occasions. Spotted by Gorgons 52 times. Killed by Vex while holding Aegis when teleported 20 times. Killed by bridge Gatekeeper 17 times. Called shots too early on Crota 43 times. Didn't get away from Crota in time 76 times. Missed getting the orb in KF 15 times. Fell off ships 52 times. Didn't pass aura 34 times. Called the wrong plates on warpriest 9 times. Failed Golgoroth's gaze 14 times. Got the wrong deathsinger after torn 27 times. Went to the wrong plate when torn 23 times. Forgot to detonate corrupted light 7 times. Didn't kill voltage eater on 31 total cycles Missed bombs on Vosik 16 times. Didn't kill meksis quick enough on 25 runs. Missed bombs on aksis 20 times. Let 33 servitors sacrifice. Was empowered on the wrong side 22 times.
-
I pushed Atheon off once.
-
When thought all of the raids with using only the Hawkmoon.
-
1 ReplyI once entered the tower with no one in it. Not even the npcs.
-
18 RepliesI soloed VoG at the same time as 5 other people, was easy.
-
2 RepliesEdited by OldboyVicious: 6/14/2017 5:11:25 AMI once invited this guy into our raid team. He was acting like a know it all elitist, even though he had zero raid completions. When we got to gorgons, we kept having one person hang back and shoot one. We all started fake raging at the know-it-all for getting seen. We made up random mechanics that you need to do, and every time our buddy would shoot a gorgon to activate gorgon's gaze, we'd fake rage at this guy. He kept pretending he knew what he was doing... "Dude, how come you keep getting spotted? You're crouch walking through the water right?" "Yeah." "Not again! You know that you make more noise and get spotted if your heavy weapon is equipped right?" "Yeah I know, I didn't have my heavy weapon equipped." [i]After running around corner to where a gorgon was...everyone starts dancing, we get seen...[/i] "Dude, you didn't dance! Haven't you done this before to know that gorgons can't see you while you're emoting or dancing?" "I WAS dancing!" (He wasn't). [i]After several other trolls on this guy we make it past the gorgons and stop at a random spot...[/i] "The exotic chest didn't spawn! Did everyone change their shader on top of the rock?" [i]Everyone says yeah...even the noob...[/i] Normally we'd be totally cool with someone who was new, but this guy... He was just on a whole other level of being a bossy jerk, even though he had never raided before. Please accept my application, so my team can raid with you.
-
1 ReplyI have a the right pre-order tier where I have a y4 gallahorn that regens ammo on the first day of Destiny 2.
-
I solo'd the Tower on the 360, [i][b]DURING THE BETA!!![/b][/i] I think I'm overqualified. I'll need 1 Exotic from each member of the Fireteam upfront to compensate me for my talents along with any loot earned during our adventures. [spoiler]Haha[/spoiler]
-
I got online about a month ago
-
I once spread my butt cheeks as "Mike Honcho" I just thought you should know that
-
Solo'd patrol the cosmodrome [spoiler] [i]put me in coach![/i][/spoiler]
-
I made a man drink my sweat from my balls [quote] (⌐■ ͜ʖ ■) ＿ノ ヽ ノ ＼＿ `/ `/ ⌒Ｙ⌒ Ｙ ヽ ( (三ヽ人 / | | ﾉ⌒＼ ￣￣ヽ ノ ヽ＿＿＿＞､＿＿_／ ｜( 王 ﾉ〈 /ﾐ`ー―彡\ / ヽ_／ \ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)つ──☆: ・ﾟ[/quote]
-
2 RepliesI had a 3.75 kdr in black ops 2 on wiiu WITH WIIMOTE! How do you like those apples
-
3 RepliesI can go 0 and 3 in trials of Osiris consistently
-
5 RepliesEdited by KayOsS882: 6/13/2017 2:38:16 PMAccording to your grimoires, you have not completed any of your raids. You have not even started wotm. Are you a secretary for another person, because if your grimoires are true, you are not qualified to take resumes. Unless youre a start up.
-
6 RepliesI killed a man with a trident
-
Just look at the raid section of my record book.
-
I get it... [u]Taking[/u] resumes
-
3 RepliesEdited by Kahliden: 6/13/2017 10:45:40 PMFailed to complete all but 2 raids for lack of team and working gun. And skill, and understanding of raid mechanics, and a leveled titan. I did have good exotics for raiding though, but that's it.
-
1 Reply*Recommended by SmoggyPluto [spoiler]gets jobs instantly [/spoiler]
-
1 ReplyYou should probably beat a raid if you want to be taken seriously
-
Can solve a Rubik's cube in less than 30 minutes if I have a cheat sheet in front of me.
-
-Has D2 gjallarhorn.
-
I have thumbs.
