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Edited by Ghost_Of_Primus:
6/1/2017 11:54:31 PM
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OK everyone! I need HELP to go to the next Destiny reveal!
A lot of you probably know me since I've been a Day 1 Alpha player and regular the forums, good or bad. Some of you may not and that's cool.
I've said some negative things about Bungie's practices and I've said some good things. I've agreed with many of you on subjects to make Destiny better and disagreed with some people who think Destiny is 100% perfect. To each their own! Let bygones be bygones!
My goal today is to get in the good graces of Bungie and let them know I've changed my ways with a goal of being at the next Destiny reveal, whatever that may be. Now, I have some MAJOR things going against me that probably won't allow this to happen. First, I'm not a kiss ass streamer who praises and kisses Bungies ass on a daily basis. Secondly, I've had harsh criticism's toward Destiny and I've been banned a few times for hurting snowflake feelings. I'm willing to change that! I just ordered my Datto approved homeless mans chair and shaved my head Broman style. Next, I'm getting a goat soon that will repeatedly kick me in the testicles when I'm playing so I can do the Broman squeal and yell every time I shoot my gun. So far, this plan is starting to take shape! That's where I get stuck though and why I need your help! What else can I do?
I'm taking medication now so I don't let out my inner Angry Joe! Angry Joe SMASH!!!!
I have come up with a name for my stream, though. I'm thinking about calling it "One man's opinion doesn't make it truth". What do you think?
As you can see, I really want to be at a Bungie reveal! Mainly so I can let DeeJ borrow some money to buy another pair of pants that aren't green, burn his clown suit for the blind (no offense to the blind reading this), also ask DeeJ why he refers to himself as a developer and also to see Cozmo ACTUALLY take something to the developers! I'll post it here of him walking from his desk to theirs because I love you guys and prove it's not just something he copies and pastes!
At the end of the day, this plan just may work!
#satirebutserious
#helpmeguardians
Edit: I was hoping a rep from Bungie would chime in to give me some pointers. I figure if I played Destiny with one of them fine folks, this invite would be in the bag! Fingers crossed! Help me Guardians!!
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Reveal tickets this man!
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3 Replieshey they will be a ps4 exclusive alpha in the E3 days - E3 2014
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22 RepliesEdited by realcaseyoakdale: 5/31/2017 4:53:58 AMYour natural aversion to kissing ass is automatically a "no go"...but since you asked. 1.You have to kiss tons of ass and trumpet Bungie's perfection from the rooftops. 2.You have to sell every ounce of integrity and self respect you have and retract every ill statement you've ever made. 3.You have to tell everyone how good the game is every time someone says anything that can be perceived as negative and tell them how wrong they are with self aggrandizing text walls. 4.You have to berate and insult every person who has a negative opinion or is skeptical of what they see because "they weren't there". 5.Make friends with mods so you can circumvent the COC and get the malcontents and those that disagree with you or call you out, banned. 6.Start a lame podcast and repeat steps 1-4 then adopt an undeserved attitude of superiority and importance while incessantly flirting with the only girl you've ever [i]actually[/i] spoken to. 7.Make fence riding posts with [i]minor[/i], inconsequential criticisms so people can't tell exactly just how much you've sold out. 8.Use the duped community as a stepping stone to hopefully become the next Deej or Cozmo. 9.Kiss [i]tons[/i] more ass If you follow these shameless and self serving steps, you too can be invited to the next Bungie reveal. Good luck.
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2 RepliesGood stream name, could I be your co host under the name of Sycophant Prime 😂
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6 RepliesAny luck on that invite yet?
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1 ReplyTake my +1
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1 ReplyLOL! Bump!
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3 Replies"Hey whats up its ya boi *name here* here with another destiny 2 update" "Drop a like and a comment down below for a chance to win a ps4 and a beta code for destiny 2, also make sure to hit that little bell to get notifications about my autism" "Another look at the trailer revealed fallen will now be wearing purple capes. What does that mean for us? Thays right a return of the eververse!" -15 mins of a series of jump cuts of me getting kills later- "Do you think theyll add any new raid mechanics in d2? Drop a comment down below to be feature in my upcoming video" "Well thats it for today * name here* out*
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1 Reply[quote]First, I'm not a kiss ass streamer who praises and kisses Bungies ass on a daily basis. Secondly, I've had harsh criticism's toward Destiny and I've been banned a few times for hurting snowflake feelings. I'm willing to change that! I just ordered my Datto approved homeless mans chair and shaved my head Broman style. Next, I'm getting a goat soon that will repeatedly kick me in the testicles when I'm playing so I can do the Broman squeal and yell every time I shoot my gun.[/quote] I LOL'd at this pretty hard. I think I peed a little.
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Edited by Kone19ps: 6/1/2017 7:52:28 PMBe wary. Just look at some of the big people now. Datto did a video on his history with destiny and he was struggling constantly from content droughts and not agreeing with many of the year one pvp is the best crowd. It's not easy to spin content out of nothing. I'm expecting content droughts as usual. Planet destiny split after their hack because destiny couldn't support them together and wanted their own channel. Plus the switch to twitch over YouTube for the ad crisis
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7 RepliesSorry, can't help you. Given all the crap I've said here, if I came within fifty miles of Bungie HQ, they'd probably send some devs who enjoy assertive physical labor down to tar and feather me. Wait a minute, I live only twenty five miles from Bungie. *gulp*
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2 RepliesBump to get you a ticket.
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8 Replieslmfao You could hire a blind prostitute to help Puke Smith lose his virginity, I'm sure that'd get you an invite.
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Edited by Gridzzz: 5/31/2017 12:58:16 PMI love these forums . ;) should of left #satire out and see the fanboys turn red.
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5 RepliesLOL I'll buy your plane ticket
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16 RepliesI think you're fuqed already. Sorry. The only person in your post I've even heard of is Datto. I don't watch streams and I actually despise all streamers automatically for some reason even though I've never seen any of them. The whole idea is just stupid to me. Why do I want to watch someone else play a video game?? I will have to check out the dude that squeals like he's been hit in nuts though....that shit sounds funny.
