I'll start
>sister wants to play skyrim
>idunnoitshard.jpg
>insists on it
>let her play
>not doing too badly, isn't a complete chimp with a controller in hand
>asks me which way she's supposed to go
>tell her to go right
>immediately hangs left
>does this multiple times
>she actually doesn't know left from right
>every time now, she must hold her fingers in an "L" shape whenever she asks for directions
>mfw she's -blam!-ing 14
>mfw she gets straight As every report card
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Edited by YaB01Keef: 5/23/2017 4:26:07 PM
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4 people in World History/ Geography honors class asked me where Russia was during the Cold War. I pointed to the map and they said " No that's the Soviet Union ".
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Edited by Weincruz215: 5/24/2017 8:26:11 PMGoiânia incident https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goiânia_accident [spoiler]Oh wait, you meant here...[/spoiler] [spoiler]And if you would like a couple of hilarious people break it down... http://citationpod.com/episode-005-the-goiania-accident/[/spoiler]
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Pretty much anyone on this cesspool the self-identifies as a conservative or liberal. Trash, all of you.
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2 RepliesDid you tell her the glory of Talos and that Skyrim belongs to the nords?
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1 Reply>skyrim >hard Lel
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They're coming...
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Your problem is getting someone new to games to use a controller.
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1 ReplyEdited by Clapped Tissue: 5/23/2017 8:43:54 PMOne of my mates thought if you're a male and you turn 70, you grow ovaries (not joking). He also thought a massive, grey block of flats was a French palace. He got 2 marks on an important test because he forgot what a quotation was. He thought white people couldn't get dreadlocks. He thought tomatoes had no relation to ketchup being red. And he thought the grass in France was pink. (He's never been abroad) And that's just the most recent things he's said.
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2 RepliesStupidity at its finest- https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/227271473/0/0
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2 RepliesI have too many to share. Give me a subcategory.
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1 ReplyI told this joke What is the difference between a baby and a log? I can only drink one after it goes through the wood chipper. The person I told this to thinks for a second and says "you can't drink wood"
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2 RepliesEdited by Skuld XIII: 5/23/2017 1:55:37 PMWell... I often look through the forums of offtopic. Turns out, there's quite a lot there.