You need a weapon? You name it, I've got it! Starting a revolution in a gaming forum? I can supply you! I've got guns, bombs, swords, axes, lasers, flame throwers, and anything in between! The best part is, it's all 100000% legal! I totally have a license!
[u]NOW SELLING SPECIALTY WEAPONS AND GEAR![/u]
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#Offtopic
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Rathalos great sword?
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Do you have a Death Star?
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1 ReplyUm... Can I have a Halo ring please?
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32 Repliescomrade I need a kalashnikov, 6 gallons of vodka, a cucumber, and a large soviet flag
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1 ReplyI need a combination ak57 Uzi radar laser triple barreled double scoped heat seekin shotgun.
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Enough rifles to supply and sell to two armies.
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1 ReplyMe want, tell me your...special...options
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I want attack dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you.
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Can I have a di-sword?
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A shoe with mounted turrets [spoiler] and heelies[/spoiler]
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9 RepliesTwo number 9s, a number 9 large... etc.
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4 RepliesWhat's the thing called that's two stones tied together by a rope that you throw, I'll have one of those
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2 RepliesDo you have a BFG?
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Death Star?
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do you have any of those ghost guns that are fully-semiautomatic that have a 30 round clip magazine and can shoot 1000 rounds a seconds with laser & heat guided ammunition?
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5 RepliesDo you have any Incineration Cannons?
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3 RepliesI'm good.
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7 Repliesi heard from...a reliable source that you're that guy that gets things not the guy who knows how to get things. so theres the thing. i need you to get me a weapon. a weapon so powerful it will bring everyone to their knees. i need....... [spoiler]a sword hilt[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesI WANT A KATANA THAT CAN TURN INTO A GUN
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1 ReplyI always heard there was a gun out there that could melt girls panties... Now It won't be much use for the battle against political diarrhea, but can I get one of those for the lulz. I'll go somewhere public and just point a shoot, point and shoot and see what happens
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9 RepliesYou got automated road spikes?
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17 RepliesI want a cat
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5 RepliesI need a document proving that there is only two genders, it will melt the feminists into oblivion.
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1 ReplyCan i have a double barrel minigun that shoots fighter jets?
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3 RepliesGot a needler?!
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3 RepliesAlso, I'll pay you one Chaos Emerald for a RYNO V.