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Edited by Nephilhim:
11/28/2016 12:55:13 PM
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Titan looking for help to rebuild bridge in plaguelands
Me Titan who likes to kill in archon forge, but sparrow take too long and plaguelands much big size.
When guardian land in plaguelands and go left broken bridge make sparrow bump and hurt Titan butt. I wipe Titan tears with Titan butt towel, so please don't be sad.
Titan need magic man and hunting man for help with bridge. Titan can stack rocks but no road will form. Magic man must make rock become road, and hunter man must stand by offering insulting comments and asking for weapons to work less good.
Please help this Titan rebuild old bridge. I will not punch, or run peregrine-knee into teeth. Will repay with strange coins, meaning coins stored in Titan's strange place. Many purple ammo boxes in return too (PS: not candy, as mean hunter man said at first)
Tldr Titan need to rebuild bridge in plaguelands to get to forge in time to meet lady vandal for date.
Please give titanman ideas for date with vandal-lady
Titan wake up this morning to many funny comments. Thank all for input. Titan happy. Titan make vandal-lady very happy, unfortunately Titan man contracted Siva clusters from vandal-lady so Titan must find penicillin
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#Destiny
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2 RepliesI am hunter... Not salty one. I can keep the bad guys away while you collect the rocks
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3 Replies4/10 for hunter joke for no reason. Tired of hearing it.
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We're going to build a bridge and make them pay for it!!
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awesome!
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[quote] Titan need magic man and hunting man for help with bridge. Titan can stack rocks but no road will form. Magic man must make rock become road, and hunter man must stand by offering insulting comments and asking for weapons to work less good. [/quote] This is gold. Lol
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Lmfao this is awesome. We need more of this on these forums
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Magic man does not want to help build
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Forget bridge. Build wall big, so murdering fallen people no migrate into great city.
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Titan needs to leave earlier. Then Titan get there earlier. Titan to Titan.
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1 Reply"Contracted SIVA clusters". Magic man offer help. Titan take flaming hammer and throw at area strange coins reside. Many much physical therapy needed after to regain confidence. Lady vandal strange place slayer Titan will be once more.
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12 RepliesWhy does everyone assume Titans are some how illiterate and talk like cave men. Have you not listened to how Zavala talks? He quite articulate.
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2 Replies"Titan Master Race", indeed. LOL
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1 ReplyAn excellent Monday morning laugh while I eat my muffin and sip on my coffee. Well played sir, you have won the internet today!
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4 RepliesMatador six four must long shoot less
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Edited by The Stalker: 11/28/2016 2:43:41 PMThis seems like an attempt at RoseScythe's original oryk story. Edit: Me lock. Me help you build with my magic voodoo heebee...magic.
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This is too good 👌💯
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This made my day lol
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1 ReplyMe bump
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This hunt man help you.
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2 RepliesEdited by RPColten: 11/28/2016 3:49:11 AMIn a sea of degrading comments and rude posts, there stands a glorious patriarch of legendary proportions.
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This make me Titan happy.
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Hunting man "removes" siva cluster free just have to use hot yellow gun
