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Edited by Nephilhim:
11/28/2016 12:55:13 PM
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Titan looking for help to rebuild bridge in plaguelands
Me Titan who likes to kill in archon forge, but sparrow take too long and plaguelands much big size.
When guardian land in plaguelands and go left broken bridge make sparrow bump and hurt Titan butt. I wipe Titan tears with Titan butt towel, so please don't be sad.
Titan need magic man and hunting man for help with bridge. Titan can stack rocks but no road will form. Magic man must make rock become road, and hunter man must stand by offering insulting comments and asking for weapons to work less good.
Please help this Titan rebuild old bridge. I will not punch, or run peregrine-knee into teeth. Will repay with strange coins, meaning coins stored in Titan's strange place. Many purple ammo boxes in return too (PS: not candy, as mean hunter man said at first)
Tldr Titan need to rebuild bridge in plaguelands to get to forge in time to meet lady vandal for date.
Please give titanman ideas for date with vandal-lady
Titan wake up this morning to many funny comments. Thank all for input. Titan happy. Titan make vandal-lady very happy, unfortunately Titan man contracted Siva clusters from vandal-lady so Titan must find penicillin
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#Destiny
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This made me smile on a sucky Tuesday morning. <3
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3 RepliesBump for later?
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Bump... Cuz of the funny...
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13 RepliesI, sir, am a Warlock. I have no desire to converse with such a small minded being. However, I am somewhat compelled to assist in this endeavor if, for nothing more than to identify this 'strange place' you speak of. Warlocks have what we call a [i]banana hammock[/i] and could never fit any coins in there. Not even the great Osiris' coin can be placed in our illustrious hammocks. If, in fact you present me with this 'strange place' I shall grant you my assistance in the rebuilding of your beloved bridge. [spoiler]Please do not disclose that I shall not be assisting in the bridge rebuild. I am simply extremely curious in regards to where this Titan maintains his strange Coins. [/spoiler]
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Believe me when I tell you that we're going to build that bridge and the hunters are going pay for it. #makethecosmodromegreatagain
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I am Hunter man. Hunter man will blade dance across gap and watch and insult from other side while titan man and magic man try to build feeble bridge. "Silly titan man. You need learn to be more quick." "Titan butt towel smell worse that vandal girl after hot yoga." "Know what for titans learn to make bubble? Because they are liking to give themselves Dutch ovens." Is this help much?
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My apologies the majority of Hunters are currently in HAR. Yes the Asylum has been re-built and extra security measures are being taken to ensure it is not destroyed again.
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We will build a BRIDGE on the border with archon's forge
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[quote] Titan need magic man and hunting man for help with bridge. Titan can stack rocks but no road will form. Magic man must make rock become road, and hunter man must stand by offering insulting comments and asking for weapons to work less good. [/quote] Bump because of this⬆️
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1 ReplyAverage bridge builders will not have access to green tag their project. -Derek, Civil Engineer Last City, Earth
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2 RepliesHello Titan man, I hunter man, I don't talk or blah blah much, but do have hunter girl that blah blah all days. Will bring hunter girl, is ok?
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3 RepliesI don't even understand!!!!
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Huntin' man COULD h've stupped ta help the titan man, but the huntin' man had to take his Hereafter an' put a slug in batween the lady-vandal's boyfriend's four eyes! By the way, that wasn't an easy kill. This job is gonna cost a little extra...
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You got gooder ejumication than me thought... I have the bestest ejumication...
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4 RepliesMagic man here to help. Magic man slap hunter or hit with rock to make titan laugh Magic man do it for a price though Give vandal lady to magic man or titan shoulder charge hunter in the wall
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3 RepliesAwww did little hunting man hurt poor titan boy feelings? Hunter man make it all better [stab you] Is better now little titan man? You build bridge? MAYBE I TALK IN LOUD SO UNDERSTANDING ME YOU CAN? HMMMMMMM
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"Hunting man must stand by and make insults and ask for weapons to be made less good" Lol so true
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Titan, to impress Vandal-lady, why not make ramp either side of big scary canyon? Then jump on padded sparrow and rip totally sick chasm spanning air jump over scary canyon? And *high5* Much lucky on getting date with Vandal-lady. She has four hands... ;)
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2 Repliesafter reading this i know fully realize what people think of hunter mains like me, on behalf of hunter mains, i apologize
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Magik man is this man. Will help Titan man if man will allow. Love build, love help, love Magik. Magik help road build for Titan and vandal love. Love good, but road also good
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2 RepliesHomeless hunter free will work has hoodie which use he does for rag.hunter no like magic man he touched me in shower when drop of soap
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Hunter ask for guns to work less good lmfao! Bit of truth to that one......haha
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1 ReplyJust had a message from Xur, he said he would love to help but also mentioned his will is not his own.... plus he won't be able to turn up until Friday .....
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Skurt skurt!
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4 RepliesEdited by RevenantsShadow: 11/28/2016 10:28:15 PMHunters have better things to do with our time Like steal shit, continuously look over Cayde's shoulder to see where he's hiding that sweet loot which can be found on the map, hate those dirty Warlocks, make up excuses for not being there for the Raid, and explain why we're Frabjous We don't have time to build a gorram bridge. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go complain about fusion rifles
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This...this could almost be a metaphor towards the majority of the winging destiny community.
