Does anyone want to exile him to Tuchanka with his other people?

This post and its comments are a god send. 👏😂

If you want to build a bridge thats the reason why we have private matches. Go there. /s

[i]Your refrigerator is running[/i]

0/10 not enough references to warlocks, "floofing about"

I find it funny that this "strange" titan understand the personality traits of the guardians. Titans want to do all the work, Warlocks are willing to help, and Hunters are just douches.

We hunters are far too clever to build a bridge

Magic man has magic plan. New sleeves for magic man have snakes and shoulder-rock. Make arms fast, faster than cloakd0uches. Use new sleeves to throw rocks in air quickly, Titan man run with Engine Boots and Iron Woman Disc to be fast and jump from rock to rock as magic man throw. No need for cloakd0uches. For fallen love, Magic man only have one advice: If she offers twizzler, lick first to see if candy or computer.

This titan is a dishonor to all Titans out there. We do not all have single digit IQ points, and most of us can form coherent sentences. As a defender, I work on molding light into barriers, not simply shoving it in people's faces.

I regret to inform you that while I am a Warlock I cannot lower myself to deal with such meaningless trifles as building a bridge when there are more rewarding things to pursue, such as absolute domination and control over the remaining Taken energies aboard the Dreadnought and the location and reclamation of my dear beloved Queen who has been missing for some time. While the remaining Awoken are tight-lipped about the matter I know that she is out there, alive or dead, and that I cannot rest until I have found her. But I digress. What you want to hear about is your ever important [i]bridge[/i] which spans a mere few [i]yards[/i]. If you want to get to the forge and your--dare I say it--[i]lady vandal[/i] faster I would suggest merely transmatting directly there. Short of that I suppose [i]Mademoiselle[/i] Holiday could simply whip up a more powerful drive for your Sparrow. Definitely not utilizing antimatter, since despite my continuous urging she still believes it to be too volatile! I'll show you volatile you magically porcelain-skinned buffoon of an engineer! You'll rue the day you thought you could put my power down! I am a practitioner of darker arts than even Eris Morn, and nothing you do will put me off my endeavors to create stable antimatter!!! ... Ahem. No, I will not help you with your bridge, and no, I don't have a darkness eating away at my soul that could threaten the balance of the Light more so than the Darkness itself ever could. Why do you ask? You didn't? Ah, but you did! Just not yet. Or ever, actually, since I've answered it preemptively. In fact, I doubt there's a question you could ask that I do not know the answer to, for in my time with the Void I have amassed a great many powers, including the ability to see all possible timelines. [spoiler]I think I got the insane, rant-y Warlock persona down. Wait, no, that's just my normal persona. Alas.[/spoiler]