A team of dedicated Destiny fans (mostly Titans running No Back Up Plans w/ Universal Remote) will soon be opening a new DESTINY STORE with EXCLUSIVE merchandise for all you Destiny fans out there. Special focus group is fans of PVP.
I present to you the
***SALT DESTINY STORE"***
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- "Nerf Fusion Rifles" t-shirts w/ awesome designs. Prices vary.
- CronusMax and Titan One sticks for all you kids who like to run w/ scripted guns. Just €30 each!
- Are you a streamer or want to stream Destiny trials carries or any other PVP activity? We also sell Netduma R1 routers so you can cheat SBMM, block players better than you from matchmaking, or lower your ping as much as you want! Never lose a match and never look bad in front of your audience! €299 per router.
- El Gato capturing devices for all you sniping montage lovers! So you can do more sniper montages as we never get tired of those! The world really needs more sniper montages with dubstep. €199 USB cable sold separately.
- Need lighthouse? €60 runs per character (we would love to offer a cheaper run, but Bungie apparently only allows all paid carries to be above €60 euros or more).
- Signed autographs by TheGreatNike. €2 each. Because we know you love his signature!
- Xim4 devices so you can aim better and easier than everyone else, with the help of a mouse and a keyboard. Special offer of €100 if you call within the next 24 hours!
- Scuf controllers so you no longer have to play claw. Avoid early arthritis! Controller comes with trigger mods so you can shoot faster than other players. Never change your button configuration! Starting from €60.
- Blacksmith shader codes and Bungie Foundation and Dawn of Destiny emblem codes at €1,500 each! Never pay for these on eBay ever again!
And more!
Edit: photo was taken by me today, 1 September 2016, on the streets of Stockholm, Sweden (c). Yes I said "taken". Couldn't avoid it.
Edit 2: THERE IS a return policy. But it is PS exclusive until fall 2018.
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#Destiny
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This is obviously a joke about reality, but he wrote the reality of this game!
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[quote] Signed autographs [/quote] RIP
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1 ReplyAny chance of a new and improved potion of red bar? Why settle for being merely a red bar God, we want more lag power. I want to not just absorb bullets and gun down opponents, I want to matrix their own bullets into killing them.
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1 ReplyI need a shirt that just keeps saying: I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain.... Etc all over the shirt. :)
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Um, yes. I'll take an El Gato and a Nike signature to go, please. Thanks!
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Love me
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Jesus Christ xD
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3 RepliesLike the shirt? Get the gun!!! Nerf guns designed like fusion rifles available soon! Also, watch out for those Nerf tripmines!
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You can't use that name. I already claimed it. Trademarked
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Loved it 👍👍
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5 RepliesI want a shirt that says "-blam!- this game" on the front and on the back it says "I'll be back in 15 min"
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dunno what half that stuff is tbh
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2 RepliesCan you ship to the U.S.?
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1 Reply'Signed autographs' lol wut.
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1 ReplyRead the title, opened the link, was not disappointed 😏
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I thought this was real. Imagine that though...
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1 ReplyLol you think a netduma actually helps this terrible laggy mess
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4 RepliesOnly thing missing is a whine and cheese cafe.
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[quote]. !So you can do more sniper montages as we never get tired of those! The world really needs more sniper montages with dubstep. [/quote] Loved this, every MotW has at least one of those 😆
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Lmfao.
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Edited by LimeBreaks: 9/2/2016 7:13:33 PMI can't wait to bag me a nerf fusion rifles shirt!!
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Bwahaha well played sir.
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😳....bwahahahahah!😂 oh that is GOLD
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This is gold lol
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3 RepliesIs that an actual thing with the netduma routers?
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3 Replies[quote] - Signed autographs by TheGreatNike. €2 each. Because we know you love his signature! [/quote]