Bungie has a lot of clever weapon names (don't believe me? Check all of [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/210508335/0/0]these[/url]). Why not come up with some of your own? Make them as obscure and pop cultish as you want. Don't forget the flavortext! Here are some starters:
The Master C117 "For the law was given through You; grace and truth came through Him."- An obvious Halo reference.
The H8 Hangman "Justice delivered without dispassion is always in danger of not being justice."- Try and guess this one
On The Fringe "There are times when the only choices you have left are bad ones."- A Fringe quote by Philip Broyles
[spoiler]If I see any really funny/ cool ones, I'll add them[/spoiler]
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B70 Brass Knuckle Shotgun [i]"For when shit hits the fan"[/i]
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Edited by I3obbyDazzler: 8/8/2016 8:53:37 PM[b]C[/b] [b]U[/b] [b]N[/b]ext [b]T[/b]uesday Shotgun. Obviously. "[i]Just jump for ten minutes. We'll do the rest[/i]"
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01 Live die. Binary decisions are easy. Shotgun with one round but max everything. Except reload. Thats 1.
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RPR6-Sixty-Six [i]To think Cayde complained about a rock...[/i] Hive-looking sniper rifle with green floating off of it. Exotic perk-Take a Breather-Headshots leave a smoke grenade with envenomed in place of the body.
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Hand Cannon- 01100001 01101110 01100001 01101100 Reaper " For once he visited, she would never walk again"
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Below the Belt Exotic sidearm ignores all shields and armor-- damages health directly PVE only (I know, I know, we don't have PVE exclusive gear yadda yadda etc.)
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Aids [i]"SBMM"[/i]
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The Clinton Factor: Rocket Launcher: Description: "We haven't had a woman to be president yet..." Exotic Perk: We haven't had a child president either...: Shoot your rockets in quick succession.
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[u][i]Dont take this serious[/i][/u] The Salt Sprayer [spoiler][b][u]Its just TLW ReNamed[/u][/b][/spoiler]
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Condiments ...add salt to taste Sniper rifle with max assist and no recoil
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Edited by Kittimu: 8/8/2016 8:56:50 PMI have a good idea for a sparrow. It's called "bad news". Flavor text: [i]Travels faster than light, but is extremely unwelcome wherever it goes.[/i] Nobody's going to get this reference.
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Silent but Deadly Invective with a silencer
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the salt shaker. is a combination of Thorn, Mida, 1KYS, and Gally. it has the DoT of thorn, rate of fire of Mida, range and impact of 1KYS and wolf pack rounds of Gally. if you fire this it kills everyone on the other team instantly. let the salt flow.
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4 RepliesEdited by IceApfel: 8/8/2016 9:10:08 PM[b]Dragon of the North[/b] Exotic Sniper Rifle [i]"The dragon consumes my enemies"[/i] Exotic perk: [b]Sake[/b] Headshots scatter out smaller bullets after hitting a target. [b]Dragon of the South[/b] Exotic Sword [i]"A steady blade balances the soul"[/i] Exotic perk: [b]Wakizashi[/b] While guarding , you reflect all damage back to your enemies. Guarding now lasts for only 3 seconds. Only works on bullets. [spoiler]Hanzo and Genji from Overwatch They are the dragons of the north and south respectively (they aren't literal dragons) . "Sake" is a voice Line of Hanzo and the perk is based on his scatter-arrow ability. A "Wakizashi" is a small secondary sword the samurai used. It's the same type that Genji uses in his "Deflect" ability, which does the same thing as the perk. Both flavor texts are iconic voice lines of both characters[/spoiler]
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The "No Excuses-YJNGE". If you're killed by this exotic- no excuses, calls for nerfs, talk about lag: [spoiler]You're Just Not Good Enough.[/spoiler]
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Edited by IceApfel: 8/8/2016 7:59:22 PM[b]Dragon of the North[/b] Exotic Sniper Rifle [i]"The dragon consumes my enemies"[/i] Exotic perk: [b]Sake[/b] Headshots scatter out smaller bullets that ricochet off walls. [b]Dragon of the South[/b] Exotic Sword [i]"A steady blade balances the soul"[/i] Exotic perk: [b]Wakizashi[/b] While guarding , you reflect all damage back to your enemies. Guarding now lasts for only 3 seconds. Only works on bullets. [spoiler]Hanzo and Genji from Overwatch They are the dragons of the north and south respectively (they aren't literal dragons) . "Sake" is a voice Line of Hanzo and the perk is based on his scatter-arrow ability. A "Wakizashi" is a small secondary sword the samurai used. It's the same type that Genji uses in his "Deflect" ability, which does the same thing as the perk. Both flavor texts are iconic voice lines of both characters. [/spoiler]
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The Red Bar - exotic sniper rifle ...And thus he was fired upon but alas the bullet did not connect... Exclusive perk: magnetic bullet - one random bullet in the clip will always connect with your target within a certain distance. Exotic perk: bad connections - every so often a few incoming bullets will be deflected and only your shields will go down.
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Hallelujah "...but you don't really care for music, do ya?" Exotic fusion cannon. Exotic perk: solar burn DOT and blinding debuff upon being hit.
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Phileas-AW80 [i]5 weeks...[/i]
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H.C. 2k15-2k16 - The Vex control time, she can delete anything. She is the Vex's biggest threat.
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Cordelia-KL [i]"Love, and be silent"[/i]
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Aronnax TTL [i]An enormous thing...[/i]
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The Lioness [i]Hear me roar[/i]
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Z5-Adversity [i]"... is an opportunity for change"[/i]
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Slamdunk Come on in
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4 RepliesPeace Keeper [i]"It's high noon somewhere in the world"[/i]