Life is like a cabbage: Sometimes it is green and crunchy, sometimes dad stabs the cat with a knife because his foot ball team lose again Life is like a cabbage: sometimes it is green and round, and sometimes mom wish you were never born If you throw a cabbage in the air he will alway come right back down to you because he is lonely without you. If there is a fire in your house make sure you save all the cabbages before you even think about finding your children A cabbage does not wear a watch but he always have time for you Instead of drinking coffee in the morning try laying down with a cabbage on your stomach and you will be wide awake trust me If you push a cabbage under water he will alway float right back up to the top because he miss you so much A cabbage does not have ears but that does not mean that he is immune to your lies Some time you think about a cabbage and you get so excited that forget to go to sleep again for five days Sometimes you hate your life and dont want to be alive anymore but then you think about cabbage and know that everything will be ok You can paint a cabbage green but that is a waste of paint because he is already green you idiot If you run out of pillows maybe try using a cabbage You can tell a cabbage has gone bad if he is wearing a leather jacket if you are sad put a cabbage in your back pack and carry him every where so it feel like you have a friend that want to spend time with you A cabbage is so pretty but you are real ugly You can ask a cabbage for financial advice but he will not say any thing because he is a cabbage You can put a cabbage on the hood of your car. People will not under stand what you are doing but at least you are doing some thing If you put plastic eyeballs on a cabbage and take him to the movies it might feel like you have a friend I hate my life Dr. Suess did not ever make a poem about cababge And now he is dead A cabbage can not get pregnant believe me I tried You can put a cabbage in a baby carriage amd take him for a walk and people will say "who this" and you can say "he is my cabbaby" If you want to trick your parents put a cabbage on your pillow at night and they will think you are sleeping but you are actually crying

If I had a dollar for how many genders there were [spoiler]I would have two dollars.[/spoiler]

Listen [b]I'm not straight[/b], and I'm only saying that to not seem like a douche, but honestly it makes us LGBTQ+ people look awful when you -blam!-ing do this: "Hey want to go do _______ activity?" "Nah sorry I'm Gay" people don't care, and it's not rude to not care, I mean honestly what the -blam!- do you expect them to do??? Say "OMG U R GAY?? WOW THATS SO COOL" it's something that you are not something that makes you special, like being a vegan is not something you just announce to everyone, its just...there. No need to tell someone out of attention seeking, of course if someone geniually asks, then by all means tell them, they asked. EDIT: [b]I do not want to come across as a "don't ask don't tell" person, as that is hypocritical. But what I'm saying is, don't tell someone just to be an attention whore. If someone asks or if it comes up casually, [i]Don't be afraid to own who you are![/i][/b] EDIT 2: [quote]So it has to come up in conversation one way or another if you're open to your self and others. by your logic I would not be able to say to someone in conversation anything about my boy friend because that's "being an attention hore" yet a straight person can talk as openly as they want about their gf and it's just normal. Tell you what you live by you'r logic and I'll be much happier in life by not doing the same.[/quote] You can do that by all means. The context that I'm talking about is if your sexuality is brought up with the intention of being an attention whore. By casually bringing up "oh wait my boyfriend is home let me take a break for a sec to say hello" or anything like that is 100% OK. But bringing it up with the intentions of an attention whore, is wrong, in any circumstance, in any situation or subject, not just sexuality. If it was not your intention then people's reactions are their own fault. I think you misunderstand me.

Sucks to be you...vagina is the greatest thing ever created

Title change?

Uh, what did I miss?

No one cares. You want to stick dildos up your back side then that's your business. Don't tell us.

My dad taught me to "love the person, hate the sin." I don't support same sex marriage, doesn't mean I hate gay people.

Do you announce you're gay whenever you join a fireteam

So much hate in here. If you want, you can add me on PSN. I don't care what your sexuality is. Neither do my friends. I'll be on sometime tomorrow. GT: Shadowbane11

I'm a plant disguised as a person.

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Some shit went down here if OP edited his post

Somebody need his tummy rubbed?

yayy thts kool <3 me too [i]~love peace & raindow[/i]

All energy sources have some impact on our environment. Fossil fuels — coal, oil, and natural gas — do substantially more harm than renewable energy sources by most measures, including air and water pollution, damage to public health, wildlife and habitat loss, water use, land use, and global warming

Sooooooooo, we're nurfing fusion rifles?