To the EPA, your 5 hour long smoke grenades is polluting our damn planet.
You can't even see my saltiness because ive been stuck in a smoke cloud for the past week.
EDIT: Some of you guys clearly don't know what satire looks like without it being tagged.
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#Destiny
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1 Reply#satire
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lol god awful satire please never do it again you cannot write
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I [b]don't [/b]see what you did there..... *cough cough hack hack (walks through smoke and hits wall)* ow
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[quote]To the EPA[/quote] Lmao good laugh
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I hate every ape I see From chimpan-a to chimpanzee No you'll never make a monkey out of me. Oh my god, I was wrong It was earth all along You've finally made a monkey YES WE'VE FINALLY MADE A MONKEY yes you've finally made a monkey out of me! I LOVE YOU, DR. ZAIUS!
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2 RepliesEdited by CaptMark: 2/21/2016 12:29:13 AMI just imagine smoke grenades as farts hunters throw at people. Your pretty much inhailing Hunters farts. Careful now, the recent one he threw ate a burrito, those are the worst to hold your breath. You know how lethal they can be.
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I'll have you know I took my sparrow in for a smog certification, and it didn't come close to passing. But since the earth has ben polluted by the thousands of crashed mammoth warships, the billions of tonnes of toxic, burning fumes that were released during the wars against the darkness, and the fact that everyone at the EPA is now dead, .....well, we'll just let it slide.
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1 Reply*cough* yea cmon *cough* nightstalkers I'm *cough* having an *cough* asthma attack *cough cough cough*
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1 ReplyThis is AWFUL satire
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If this is your thought about satire, you could even see satire in the dictionary and still not recognize it.
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Lol blade dancer got nerfed to sh1t I think hunters need a trapping ability after all their hunters
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Good shit dude.
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This is good satire. Props to you
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I report them for being insane orb factories during Enemy Movement events on the Dreadnaught. I now refer to it as Orbasm.
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3 RepliesWell actually, they aren't that potent in terms of being a pollutant. The chemical reaction that creates the smoke isn't harmful to the atmosphete, it dissaptes long before it can really affect the environment. And it's more or less similar to a thick vapor like steam, rather than a smoke from a fire. And since a lot of maps aren't on Earth, you should only notify the EPA of ones on Earth since the EPA doesn't have control over Venus or Mars, etc.
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Scrub
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2 RepliesPeople don't recognize your satire because a lot of people are actually dumb enough to post something like this and be completely serious
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That's humor, pretty funny actually. Not Satire. If you really want to know what satire is watch a Mel Brooks movie. I recommend Blazing Saddles
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I agree with your parentheses. I made a post earlier that was clearly satire without a tag and every response is serious crying.
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Im a hunter main.... still find it brilliant. Gg my good sir
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The planet is already a wasteland. When was the last time you saw an animal other than those freaky red pigeons?
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I appreciate this.
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This is just a poor attempt at comedy