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Edited by Daziel:
1/30/2016 2:57:10 PM
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IB Rift is giving me PTSD
So my wife asks me to get some towels from the cupboard upstairs. I can see the towels are ready for collection, but I'm wondering, what if someone is hard scoping them? I do a quick dash in grab the towels and then make my way back to the kitchen by the most circuitous route possible including going right back to the towel cupboard when I was only a few meters from the kitchen table. Eventually I muster up the courage to go all the way. I make sure I follow the cat to act as a distraction to any campers, even though he has no idea where the kitchen table is. Eventually we get there so i turn round and do a backflip and dunk the towels and collapse the kitchen table - Score!
Please bring back Clash.
Edit: Apparently my light idea of humour appears to have offended some of the forum demographic. Please I assure you that was far from my intention. If anything in this post, or indeed other responses below has affected you, perhaps this website can help: http://www.ptsd.va.gov/PTSD/apps/ptsdcoachonline/default.htm
In other news, the cat is now IB level 5
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IB shouldn't have been Rift. haha I know how you feel man!
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[quote]So my wife asks me to get some towels from the cupboard upstairs. I can see the towels are ready for collection, but I'm wondering, what if someone is hard scoping them? I do a quick dash in grab the towels and then make my way back to the kitchen by the most circuitous route possible including going right back to the towel cupboard when I was only a few meters from the kitchen table. Eventually I muster up the courage to go all the way. I make sure I follow the cat to act as a distraction to any campers, even though he has no idea where the kitchen table is. Eventually we get there so i turn round and do a backflip and dunk the towels and collapse the kitchen table - Score! Please bring back Clash.[/quote]
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its sent me grey
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Everything pvp wise in this game is giving me ptsd. I swear, there are tons of redbars in every single match. Hits not registering, everything. I'm sick and tired of this shit.
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3 RepliesPtsd?
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2 RepliesPeople complain about the same stale content, bungie changes something, people complain about bungie changing things. Someone is always going to complain.
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1 ReplyI'm just not playing at all if you don't like it don't play it they said the number one thing they look at is how many people play
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For me this time ib is really bad.
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[quote]So my wife asks me to get some towels from the cupboard upstairs. I can see the towels are ready for collection, but I'm wondering, what if someone is hard scoping them? I do a quick dash in grab the towels and then make my way back to the kitchen by the most circuitous route possible including going right back to the towel cupboard when I was only a few meters from the kitchen table. Eventually I muster up the courage to go all the way. I make sure I follow the cat to act as a distraction to any campers, even though he has no idea where the kitchen table is. Eventually we get there so i turn round and do a backflip and dunk the towels and collapse the kitchen table - Score! Please bring back Clash.[/quote] this is amazing
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Rift is hot garbage.
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1 ReplyLol Anyone who has a problem with this can shove it. There is an entire website dedicated to dead baby jokes, you should go bitch about that first.
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Ive had PTSD and I thought the post was funny. Some of you getting upset are probably the same people going around saying everything is aids, which I cant FURKING stand. And how many of you call someone a retard from time to time? Its kinda the same principal youre getting upset over. You probably even like Southpark and they directly make fun of everything under the sun. He wasnt making fun of someone actually having an illness. Lighten up.
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Cats are the masters of distraction. =^.^=
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1 Reply"Your team broke the enemies kitchen table." -Shaxx
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I laffed.
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7 RepliesNice joke, I need the laugh after getting my ass handed to me repeatedly thanks to Bungie's inspired idea to make IB rift. As a solo player I guess I'll have to resign myself to the fact that Destiny will never allow me to enjoy the game and its rewards fully. IB was about the only end game activity I could participate in and get decent rewards. I enjoy Control and even came to appreciate Clash, but Rift is just not designed for randoms. If you get matched against a full fireteam it's hopeless and you might as well just return to orbit and try again. I've gotten all 3 toons to rank 5 through pure force of will but it has been a frustrating struggle. To add insult to injury, my rank 5 rewards consisted of a 305 hand cannon and a couple of 302 pieces of gear. As I'm level 313 on all 3 toons, needless to say, all got sharded. Changing Crucible to SBMM was the dumbest move ever. With the other team at the same skill level, any minor advantage can change the outcome drastically. All it takes is one lagger and kiss the match goodbye. My fingers are crossed for The Division, but after being burned by Destiny, I'll definitely wait for the reviews on the solo experience before jumping in.
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I would rather it be control and constantly play against entire 6 man teams with all 4 kd's and above than play this shit.
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NO CLASH CONTROL 4 LYFE
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I dont even think thats remotely PTSD ....might wanna look that one up
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Amount of veterans in these forums. America spends way too much on their military
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2 RepliesThis is how everyone felt after the HoW meta. If you saw anything remotely close to the color of the Thorn poison, you flipped out and ran. [spoiler]Obviously sarcastic, but I think everyone got some pretty bad flashbacks when Thorn made a comeback.[/spoiler]
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Best short story ever lol
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I haven't gone outside all week. I know the MOMENT I walk through that doorway a hard aimer will be waiting for me.
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xDD I laughed so hard when I read the title
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I've kinda started to like it
