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Edited by Daziel:
1/30/2016 2:57:10 PM
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IB Rift is giving me PTSD
So my wife asks me to get some towels from the cupboard upstairs. I can see the towels are ready for collection, but I'm wondering, what if someone is hard scoping them? I do a quick dash in grab the towels and then make my way back to the kitchen by the most circuitous route possible including going right back to the towel cupboard when I was only a few meters from the kitchen table. Eventually I muster up the courage to go all the way. I make sure I follow the cat to act as a distraction to any campers, even though he has no idea where the kitchen table is. Eventually we get there so i turn round and do a backflip and dunk the towels and collapse the kitchen table - Score!
Please bring back Clash.
Edit: Apparently my light idea of humour appears to have offended some of the forum demographic. Please I assure you that was far from my intention. If anything in this post, or indeed other responses below has affected you, perhaps this website can help: http://www.ptsd.va.gov/PTSD/apps/ptsdcoachonline/default.htm
In other news, the cat is now IB level 5
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5 RepliesI'm a Iraq vet with PTSD. No offense taken here, cause that shit's funny! Like the late great George Carlin said, anything can be funny. If you're a CV with PTSD and you got pissed, remember he was just kidding around. If you're still pissed, use some relaxation techniques you hopefully learned at the VA. If you're still angry, do what I do: use some herbal medicine. You'll be calm, and if you didn't think it was funny the first time, read it again, cause it'll be hilarious this go round!
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Wow. Great stuff
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1 Replyhttp://xboxdvr.com/gamer/D0%20U%20HAVE%20EBOLA/video/14396850 At least your teammate didn't steal the rift from you...
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-blam!-in great lmao
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3 RepliesNot to be a dick, but to those simply implying that only military veterans can havr PTSD are just as ignorant as you think this post is. Op made a joke that was funny to some and maybe not to others. Who gives a -blam!- about digital words on a screen. Grow up.[spoiler]That shit was hilarious.[/spoiler]
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31 RepliesThink before you post I am retired military 22 years active and yes I have ptsd among other injuries I play destiny to help with my ptsd
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1 ReplyMy dog is also rank 5 and he gets shit drops. [spoiler]on my favorite rug[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesEdited by Darshakram: 2/2/2016 4:48:23 AMWhat PTSD[spoiler]im 12 don't kill me [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyGot to love the internet. Op makes a fictitious joke about a video game. Level heads laugh. Causes others to have heated arguments over real life acurances. Both extremely funny. Priceless.
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Well done sir...the last bit about the cat being rank 5 is friggin classic
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3 RepliesNobody can take a joke apparently...
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Clash is trash for iron banner, camping is sad. Rift was okay, and control is okay.
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I hated it to start with probably because I've never played it, love it now though it's probably my favourite game type now.
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Final node of melee tree: Cat Scratch Fever - [i]Enemies damaged by Hitty-Kitty become poisoned and continue taking damage for a short time.[/i]
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1 ReplyPfft, that Cat basically carried you. Bungie, please nerf melee on Cat... the damage is OP, and it's a OHK when wearing the exotic gloves [i]Claws of Aham-cat-a[/i]
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8 Replies[quote]So my wife asks me to get some towels from the cupboard upstairs. I can see the towels are ready for collection, but I'm wondering, what if someone is hard scoping them? I do a quick dash in grab the towels and then make my way back to the kitchen by the most circuitous route possible including going right back to the towel cupboard when I was only a few meters from the kitchen table. Eventually I muster up the courage to go all the way. I make sure I follow the cat to act as a distraction to any campers, even though he has no idea where the kitchen table is. Eventually we get there so i turn round and do a backflip and dunk the towels and collapse the kitchen table - Score! Please bring back Clash. Edit: Apparently my light idea of humour appears to have offended some of the forum demographic. Please I assure you that was far from my intention. If anything in this post, or indeed other responses below has affected you, perhaps this website can help: http://www.ptsd.va.gov/PTSD/apps/ptsdcoachonline/default.htm In other news, the cat is now IB level 5[/quote] Nice. Any good drops for the cat?
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4 RepliesI agree......Rift is awful....I'd like to see Control or Clash come back...but am I the only one who thinks there should be a Crucible mode that's team based...but doesn't allow fireteams? I think that would be great...cause as it stands...the only way to win is to have a fireteam...or get really lucky. And if you're like me and are someone who has a very odd work schedule...you understand how difficult it is to pull together a fireteam for anything....
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LMAOOO
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This is -blam!-ing funny
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Edited by Redguywins: 2/1/2016 11:25:48 PMMy dad just reminded me of an old but still funny joke. [i]How many Vietnam soldiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?[/i] [spoiler][i]Oh wait, you don't know?![/i][/spoiler] [spoiler][b]WELL, I GUESS YOU WEREN'T THERE THEN WERE YOU?![/b][/spoiler] I remember my father telling that joke at the VA hospital when I was younger. Didn't get the punchline back then. XD
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3 RepliesClash IB was aids. 6 guys sitting in their spawn with snipers and tlw for when you get close.
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3 RepliesCould you all please stop overusing acronyms?? I (and I guess most of the not-native english speakers) dont know what PTSD means I already have to deal with TLDR FYI BTW SO and a lot of nonsense
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This is fabulous, I rate 80/8
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Lmao this is great.
