I'll give it a go, but I'm British and we're renown for our good manners. Smut is unbecoming. We've been asked to roast.... Oh, f@ck it I can't be arsed to look back at this pricks username, but as he has zero friends in real life he had asked us, a bunch of random people on an Internet site, to ridicule him. His life is THAT meaningless. This is difficult because I have got no interest in looking up his stats to see if he is good or bad at this game, but you can be pretty sure that he is still on the divide trying to figure out how to go to orbit. Although no one has a clue who he is (and why would you) I think its safe to say he is an only child. At his birth the midwife took one look at him and sewed his mums twat shut tight so she would pollute the planet with another abomination. As a baby he nearly died several times as no one was prepared to go near him to feed him. In fact it was only the vomit that people spewed over him when visiting that kept him alive. Several times he had to be rescued from the garbage bins after some poor sap commented, "what's this diaper full of shit doing in your pram?". He was a healthy baby. Never a day ill. Even germs have standards. His attendance at school was exemplary. Well, I say school. His parents would take him to the town square and leave him there all day in the hope he would be abducted. Each evening they would return (for the leash they chained him with) and get dejected when he was still attached to it. They happened to watch an episode of To Catch a Predator and hatched a great plan to get rid of him once and for all. However the pervert arrived to find him dressed in his sailor boy outfit he drove straight down to the police station and demanded the Death sentence. ...... I was going to go on, but frankly I imagine he's probably spent his wud by now that so many people have shown him the remotest interest that this is now pointless. So, everyone, I present .... *insert name here *

Dirty synth [spoiler]drops mic*[/spoiler]

Here is my attempt at a decent roast: What can we say about Mastervoidwalker? If you want to see all of this guy's completions, you'll have to check the sock he keeps under his bed. And they say Rockets McD-face is a bullet sponge? MasterVoidWanker's jizz-sock has soaked up more ammo than full-shielded Crota during a lag-fest. I tried asking his mom what it must be like doing his laundry. She couldn't answer because her mouth was too full of c*ck. I've been trying to change the subject, but it's difficult to say anything about him without mentioning lonely ejaculation. So I guess we can say he is a day 1 player... as in he still plays like it's his first day. Speaking of first times, when are you going to have yours, MasterVoidWalker? No, that one time with your uncle doesn't count since it was nonconsensual. I can't beleive you'd do that to him you perv. But let's remember the real reason we are all here. To pay homage to a great guy. Too bad he couldn't be here tonight and we're stuck with Mastervoidwalker instead. Instead of paying homage it's more like paying homo. Which, as I understand it is one of VoidWalker's favorite past-times. What's with that nick, anyway? MasterVoidWalker... is that a play off of Skywalker or something? It can't possibly be related to your class, because we all know you don't have any. Most people play as Warlocks because they like the attributes; ol' Voidy here picked Warlock because it has a resurrection ability, and when he heard that, he thought they were talking about boners. So unlike his mom's legs, let's close this. But like his mom, let's end it on a high note. Mastervoidwalker does have some redeeming qualities... like, for example, his right forearm is very strong. He also has the ability to laugh at himself. That ability is something we can all admire... and join him in doing; by laughing at him, a lot. Thank you! I'm out.

I don't care that you broke your elbow. There. I said it.

You're tacky and I hate you

You play ball LIKE A GIRL!

*seasons with pepper* *puts in oven* *[b]ROASTED[/b]*

I would try to hit you in the d**k with Shoulder Charge or Shadowshot, but you can't hit what you can't see.

Your so sad you couldn't even get into the last city. Cayde-6 once won a bet you couldn't even hit the ground Your so bad Oryx wouldn't take you So have a backhanded compliment remember your "up for anything"....sir Isaac in a little voice said the fate of all fools is that the devil you know is better than the devil you dont. Lets up the ante with some ill will and put the bad seed down but against all odds I'll give you some super good advice here is tomorrow's answer her benevolence is exceeded only by her patience and time she gives for the people in fact her right hand will smite you and you will die a red death, I have no time to explain, not even three little words just the last word....truth! (drops Mic walks off stage)

Your mom should have swallowed you.

When your mom saw you born she said her First Curse Then your dad left you and said one Last Word, but had No Time To Explain and he was no longer Hereafter Every single girl stays away since you have Dragon's Breath I'm gonna give you some Super Good Advice just take a rest You're gonna lose your virginity after a Pocket Infinity Imma give you the Truth and let you know that you use the Gjallarhorn as porn Your mother's Plan C was to get rid of you quickly